Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere,
parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
COLD BEER: $2.00
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good,
‘cause I want a cheeseburger".
Monday, April 20, 2009
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKER'S LOUNGE.
IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY.....
On the tenth floor of a hi-rise building.....
THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM...
You open the door...
THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!!
This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston :
No one can see you from the outside, but when
you are inside it's like sitting in a clear glass box!
Now would you... COULD YOU....?