tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post8571847399842409906..comments2023-08-16T00:02:16.628-05:00Comments on Mr. Motorcycle: Gnats AssMr. Motorcyclehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00317142329450322815noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-66372615515569779532010-04-22T16:55:15.935-05:002010-04-22T16:55:15.935-05:00Loved that tape measure...here's a pic of a gn...Loved that tape measure...here's a pic of a gnat's ass for comparison. http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4544390306_2ceaed5748_o.jpgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-25534632915748926892009-03-05T07:30:00.000-06:002009-03-05T07:30:00.000-06:00Now That's Funny!Ride on,TorchNow That's Funny!<BR/><BR/>Ride on,<BR/>TorchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-45538168762134148372009-02-24T16:41:00.000-06:002009-02-24T16:41:00.000-06:00RickNiekLikeBikes,Just a hair larger right!?!RickNiekLikeBikes,<BR/><BR/>Just a hair larger right!?!Mr. Motorcyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00317142329450322815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-41781585687397231552009-02-24T16:29:00.000-06:002009-02-24T16:29:00.000-06:00Whenever a gnat lands on my windshield, they seem ...Whenever a gnat lands on my windshield, they seem larger than I thought they were.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16961377191597126990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-27363093027864031132009-02-22T15:18:00.000-06:002009-02-22T15:18:00.000-06:00Glad you all liked my stupid and twisted sense of ...Glad you all liked my stupid and twisted sense of humor.Mr. Motorcyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00317142329450322815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-31750150929297374692009-02-21T12:46:00.000-06:002009-02-21T12:46:00.000-06:00Mr. Motorcycle... are u serious man?I specifficall...Mr. Motorcycle... are u serious man?<BR/>I speciffically like your picture # 5. As a trained mechanical Engineer, I never knew there was such precise measurements in Grant's anatomy book...but then again...live and learn... I shall check this out next time I have a chance to get a go at it. My inch ruler is safely tucked in my belt...I also keep a feather there for special effects....loloBaron's Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05363887015251189502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-871014894019920552009-02-21T07:46:00.000-06:002009-02-21T07:46:00.000-06:00Joker I just put my coffee down. That was pretty g...Joker I just put my coffee down. That was pretty good. Evan a gnat knows that one.Webster Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12400898270278007467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-83305557590604713312009-02-20T22:19:00.000-06:002009-02-20T22:19:00.000-06:00How’s that cabin fever thing going? Will that tape...How’s that cabin fever thing going? Will that tape measure the number of days ‘till the snow goes away?Willy Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13865633242705849475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-58655020040800034692009-02-20T19:00:00.000-06:002009-02-20T19:00:00.000-06:00I've been using and wearing out tape measures for ...I've been using and wearing out tape measures for years...never saw that particular model! Did a job once with a couple of young kids on the carpenters crew. When discussing some rough-out measurements, I told the kid we'd be alright if he just moved things "just a CH" to the right. The kid looked at me innocent as an orphan and said, "What's a CH?"<BR/><BR/>The whole job crew in earshot burst into tears laughing. The kid's foreman was an old-timer. I clapped him on the shoulder and said, "I'll let you explain that one to him!""Joker"https://www.blogger.com/profile/00123102968850707085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-67433099383522471992009-02-20T18:28:00.000-06:002009-02-20T18:28:00.000-06:00No kidding. I was the building maintenance man fo...No kidding. I was the building maintenance man for a year or so at the regional Girl Scout building. I am working on a ladder and fixing an over head light. The two ladies in the office asked if I was about done. I answered that I just needed to move it about a HAIR. Not thinking much about my answer. And they lit right up about it. They teased me pretty darn good about it pushing me to say it all the way. Oh this old pervert wanted to chime back in but I needed the job and didn't go there. I just did not think they knew. Duh! They were married, like they had never heard it before.Webster Worldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12400898270278007467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3045519924984561188.post-36710971677617099412009-02-20T14:50:00.000-06:002009-02-20T14:50:00.000-06:00ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Nice ruler! Every "tool box" should...ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Nice ruler! Every "tool box" should have one.Lady R (Di)https://www.blogger.com/profile/08253802136989789026noreply@blogger.com