Friday, June 20, 2008

Biker joke (Warning) "mildly explicit"

Three men, a Doctor, and Lawyer, and Biker were sitting at a bar drinking, and shoting the sh*t.
They got to talking about what they got their wives for their last anniversaries.

The doctor took sip of his martini and said I got my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes. That way if she didn't like the diamond ring, she would know how much I love her because of the very expensive car I bought her.

The lawyer took a sip of his scotch and said I got my wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. That way she would know how much I love her, even if she didn't like the necklace.

The biker took a big swig of his beer, farted, and burped, and said I got my wife a Harley t-shirt, and a vibrator. That whay if she didn't like the shirt she could go "F" herself.

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10 comments:

  1. Lady R (Di)June 20, 2008 at 6:18 AM

    ROTFLMAO! Priceless! I hope I remember this one! Thanks for making me blow coffee through my nose. LOL!

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  2. Dean "D-Day"June 20, 2008 at 7:09 AM

    OMG! Too funny! I can't wait til some of the guys start showing up here at work so I can tell them that one.

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  3. AnnJune 20, 2008 at 8:37 AM

    LMAO! Hysterical! Can't wait to tell this one to Big D! ;)

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  4. B.B.June 20, 2008 at 9:23 AM

    That is too funny! Thanks for making me laugh!

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  5. FLHX_DaveJune 20, 2008 at 4:58 PM

    Too funny. I needed a good laugh today.

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  6. Big DaddyJune 21, 2008 at 1:00 AM

    Of course if you want to really make her happy get her a harley of her own....just make sure she dosen't commandeer the ball's out ported and polished and cammed etc. bar rocket you wee buiding. Now after all that work I got to cork it slower so mama can ride it....Anybody want place bets on how long mama will put up with the detuned version..before I gotta uncork it. lol

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  7. Mr. MotorcycleJune 23, 2008 at 6:47 AM

    Hey all, Thanks for laughing at me, oops, with me.

    Figured this one would get a few laughs.

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  8. "Joker"June 23, 2008 at 2:26 PM

    That's a good one. I'll have to send that one to Jackson and see if he'll use it at a meeting.

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  9. CamronJune 24, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    Saw a shirt at a local aftermarket shop the other day... My wife said I should get it. It said "If the Old Lady would let me ride her as much as I ride this bike, I'd be home right now"
    I think I'm getting it for my birthday...
    Ride Safe, Brother!

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  10. Mr. MotorcycleJune 25, 2008 at 9:30 AM

    Joker,
    Let me know if it goes over well at Blackstone HOG Chapter. Maybe you can get a picture of Keeley laughing her shirt off, I mean ass off!

    Sorry, I had shirt on my mind from reading Camron's comment below your's.

    Camron,
    That's a great shirt. One you could wear proudly!
    Thanks for the laugh.

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