10. Talk about a huge breast!
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. That's one terrific spread!
6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
4. Don't play with your meat.
3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
and the Number #1 thing you can only say on
Thanksgiving....
1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
7. That's one terrific spread!
6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
4. Don't play with your meat.
3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
2. How long will it take after you stick it in?
and the Number #1 thing you can only say on
Thanksgiving....
1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
LOL! What a great way to start my day. I'll have to show the pretty little woman.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is: Just wait your turn, you'll get some! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
Leave it to you to put humor in the holiday! Have a great one!
ReplyDeleteHey! When did you hide a microphone in my bedroom?
ReplyDeleteDon't do that again. Unless I get a copy;}
Gobble Gobble!!!
That is hilarious, I was laughing out loud.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad my holiday humor was received well. I'm always happy to "spread" a little holiday cheer!
ReplyDeleteI hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I spent the entire day with friends and family from both sides. Good food, friends and family. Now that's what it's all about!
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! Glad you had a good day!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." Thanks for sharing the laughs! Glad your holiday was good too!
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