Sooooo, Driving down the road, out of the blue a very large crack appears in the windshield. I try to look left, I try to look right, either way, that damned crack was still in my vision. . Can you even put words into an explanation for this???
I'm conflicted for some reason. I am a respecter of the butt. I am an A1 certified ass inspector and I didn't sport any wood on this one.
I'm so freak'in confused right now. Why Mr.M, why? There is something wrong here. I guess we all have hidden talents...some of which should not be shared with the rest of the world.
OMG! I was scrolling thru your archives and saw this! Still laughing as I write. I just cannot imagine and really don't want to! I'm nearly speechless.
Kelly W. Patterson, Thanks for stopping by to visit my blog, and leave a comment! I appreciate it. I also took the time to look at your two blogs. Although I can't say I agree with everything you write about, I can say it is interesting, nonetheless, and a good read. Please feel free to stop by and leave comments again. I'll check back on your blog as well.
Adds a new element to the term "Breaking Wind"
ReplyDeleteI dunno...part of me wants to say, "right on!"
ReplyDeleteThe other part...WTF!
I'm conflicted for some reason. I am a respecter of the butt. I am an A1 certified ass inspector and I didn't sport any wood on this one.
I'm so freak'in confused right now. Why Mr.M, why? There is something wrong here. I guess we all have hidden talents...some of which should not be shared with the rest of the world.
ROTFLMAO!!! There are no words, Just tears! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure that Joker could even top that. I too am an ass man. BUTT I am lost for words on this one also.
ReplyDeleteIs your camera still working?
ReplyDeleteMay be that that is what Whitney meant when she said “crack is wack!!!”
ReplyDeleteBig Al
I'm with Dave on this one. I'm having conflicting diametrically opposed feelings on this.
ReplyDeleteAs a guy, I know that this should excite me. But when I allow myself to start feeling that, my gag reflex starts acting up. Why is that?!?
You've got to be kidding me! I have no words.
ReplyDeleteI Salute you Brother.
ReplyDeleteBest one I've seen
Not a bad ass either
lol
Good work... wasn't expecting the punch line to be visual.
Cheers man!
To all my sick friends who enjoyed this, Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I'll be able to eat my dinner.
ReplyDeleteRide on,
Torch
OMG! I was scrolling thru your archives and saw this! Still laughing as I write.
ReplyDeleteI just cannot imagine and really don't want to!
I'm nearly speechless.
MHL
MHL,
ReplyDeleteFirst off, Thanks for taking time to look at some of the archives.
Second, I'm a guy. These pics should turn me on, but somehow, do exactly the opposite. Something just ain't right about them. LOL!
You're cracking me up man!
ReplyDeleteKelly W. Patterson,
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by to visit my blog, and leave a comment! I appreciate it. I also took the time to look at your two blogs. Although I can't say I agree with everything you write about, I can say it is interesting, nonetheless, and a good read. Please feel free to stop by and leave comments again. I'll check back on your blog as well.