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Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
16 comments:
I know, I may burn for this one.
Nice one. He shoulda been with me in Yuma!
Yea man, watch out for those lightning bolts! :) Funny stuff though..he looks very authentic.;)
Thanks for the note on facebook, I must have been away...actually working or something terrible like that LOL.
Blazeofgloryoffroad.com
Funny..............!!!
Is he from BC?
lol
OMG! LOL!I'm ducking while I'm laughing! :)
That's great!
"You have chosen....unwisely" LOL!
Hey, if anyone is allowed to judge, then it would be that guy.
We will take over your blog when you are gone brother!
OK. I’ve got my shirt up around my neck. How they look?
LMAO!
No burn. It's good. (veri word) :sentskin:
I just knew the "lovely's" were divine.
No comment. I dont want to be struck. HA HA
Mr. M: Ummm no comment from me other then hahahaha...
And Rick that is really funny coming from you :)
fasthair
Ooooo...that is so wrong.
Express elevator to hell...going down!
National Transport LLC,
Thanks for visiting my blog. Isn't that what Charlie Brown used to say? LOL!
Joker,
Shoulda been with you in Yuma.. I saw the nipply picture today.
Tony,
Get back to work. In the mean time, I should too, but I'm too busy watching for lightning bolts.
Baron,
I think he came from above, not Brittish Columbia, or Before Christ.
Lady R,
Everybody get down!
Fiddle Mike,
Thanks, Glad you enjoyed.
FLHX Dave,
I know,
He looks real, but isn't it a chick? Look at the purse, and possible tits.
And no you can't take over my blog. I'm donating it to science.
Willy D,
Like hairy man boobs.
B.B.,
Glad I could make you laugh!
Webster World,
I agree. No burn. It's good.
See RickNiekLikeBikes comment.
RickNiekLikeBikes,
Re:"I just knew the "lovely's" were divine." See above.
One Harley Rider,
No pain, no peep.
fasthair,
Chicken.
And yes, I agree that is really funny coming from Rick.
Dean "D-Day",
Express elevator to hell...going down!... I'm takin you with me!
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