Sorry this one is so late on St. Patty's day, but just had my first chance to sit at the computer today at 8:30 P.M. Central.
Anyway, I just got this emailed joke, and thought I would share.
Enjoy!
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...YES! YES! I WON, I WON!
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
Wooohooo! That's the best blonde joke I've ever seen/heard.
ReplyDeleteMHL (blonde)
Was Joker running the Table? ;]
ReplyDeleteLMFAO
ReplyDeleteBest damn joke I heard in a long long long time...and I've been around longer than them...& the funny part is that a coy person could actually pull it off..
No joker wasn't running the table...he wouldn't know where to find them hot blooded Irish Beauties... if he put his Irish sun glasses on lol
Great joke!
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Big D's comment! I think Joker may have been running the table! :)
Now that's funny! It's not every day you get to hear a blonde joke where the blonde comes out on top. (Well, maybe I have, LOL!)
ReplyDeleteNever too late to deliver good wishes! Hope you had a nice St. Patrick's Day!
Thanks! I needed a good laugh. I bet they only saw snake-eyes!
ReplyDeleteYup, sounds like Joker and I were running that table.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lady R-
I love it when the blonde comes out on top! ;)
Great! Love it! Big D, I don't know what'd give you that idea. Baron, I know more about hot blooded Irish beauties than you think wise guy - my mother was one of them in her youth. Ann, I thought about denying, but I ain't gonna bother! Dean speaking from experience, uh....Yes, absolutely!
ReplyDeleteI have a wierd sense of humor and don't laugh at most jokes but that one was funny brother. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteA universal Irish Joke! A universal joke with a little Irish twist! Great joke.
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