My wife (who is tattoo-less) e-mailed this to me.
Hey if we can't laugh at ourselves, then what fun is life?
I've got Tattoos in the Green "Socially acceptable rebellious zone", in the Dark Green "Warning 67% chance of dragons, wings, or equivalent faggy lameness zone", and on my chest, which is not mentioned here.
I know I've got to have some internet pals out there with tats in "OTHER" places, and it's all good.
So, pony up; Where are yours?
I have one in the dark green "Warning" zone on my back and another one in the pea green zone on the front of my hip. And yes, they're right. After a few drinks, I usually want to show it off.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. Tattoo-less myself, but with many friends and relatives who sport ink on various parts of their anatomy, I am going to have to share this.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, here's an interesting news story for you about tattoos -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html
got none, but thinking about it
ReplyDeleteMine is on my chest as well. And it is 22 years old. I was cool before it was cool.
ReplyDeleteI have four.
ReplyDelete2 bicep and 2 chest.
technically 6... since two were added too.
I just got an addition 2 weeks ago, while getting it I was laying on the chair lost in thought..remembering where and when I had gotten the others...Then a realization came to mind...the first one was over 30 years ago..and the guy who did it has been dead for 29 years.....
Damn, I felt old all of a sudden.
He just thinks I'm tattoo-less....
ReplyDelete~the wife
Mr. M take a look see for those tat's. One my bicep 30ish years ago. Big D. all of a sudden?
ReplyDeleteI've got five, and I have a job which I pay taxes!
ReplyDeleteI've got my shoulder blade, inner left wrist, back of neck, upper left arm and a HUGE one on my calf muscle.
And more to come!
Two sleeves, from the wrist up. Started in 1972, last work done 7-8 years ago.
ReplyDeleteTaxes? We don’t pay no stinking taxes!
Your wife has a tat and you don’t know it? Maybe you’re paying a little bit to much attention to your bike:)
I have two in the Dark Green "Warning 67% chance of dragons, wings, or equivalent faggy lameness zone" and one on my hip. I will be getting one on my ankle and another on my back soon, too. :)
ReplyDeleteI always want to show mine off!
And Big D feels old "all of a sudden"??? WTF is that about? ;)
Canajun: My friend send me that article today...what a jackhole she is! She didn't notice the other 53 tattoos her put on her FACE???? Sounds to me like her Dad and boyfriend got mad, so she lied!
ReplyDeleteI think you all know about mine...pink (I am a princess, ya know) and dark green running off into the light green area.
ReplyDeleteI got one on each socially acceptable rebellious zones. One is a naked bomber girl. The other is a mostly naked devil girl with a pitch fork and flames. I loved this post. Awesome!
ReplyDeletePerhaps I should have said momentarially,
ReplyDeleteMy old bones fell beat to hell....
But my mind dosen't always know the years..;]
I just wanted to thank everyone for chiming in here. I guess I'm really not surprised at what some of you have said you have for tattoos, and some of you I am at least more educated about. Now I know who to watch out for! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI guess they're gonna be coming after me for back taxes. I've been considering having "Welcome Aboard" put in the buffer area between the "Danger Zone" and the unreferenced "pleasure zone."
ReplyDeleteNo tatts... yet.
ReplyDeletedark green warning zone is 22 y.o. rose. dark purple buy me a drink zone is a 4 y.o. blackwork tribal victorian dragonfly, it spans my back/waist. and considering pink zone and yellow/black zone under belly button. :)
ReplyDeleteI've considered many zones but to date have zero. Geesh...and I call myself a biker chick? lol
ReplyDeleteBuy me a drink and call me a princess!
ReplyDeleteI love this post!Ok...I'm pony uping. Mine is the Dark Green "Warning 67% chance of dragons, wings, or equivalent faggy lameness zone". It's a symbol that represents "strength" ....so when I start to feel weak, it can remind me of how strong I really am :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm getting my next one in August when I go to Alaska to see my best friend (pics of us on my blog)...her son just opened a tat shop called "Art Damage". He's very good, look him up in Wasilla if any of you make it up that way.
MHL