"If it keeps on
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
"If it keeps on
Thursday, March 26, 2009
I'm getting excited that I get to go home this weekend to see my family. But I am behind on home life in general, so no chance to get caught up on the internet.
I miss all of you, my internet buddies. I look forward to getting caught up, "someday". I'm on call to go back up to Fargo, and handle claims again depending on volume. I pray for the folks here that I don't have to come back to handle a total city flood.
When I get a chance, I'll try to post some pictures. I've got some really cool ones.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Anyway, I just got this emailed joke, and thought I would share.
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...YES! YES! I WON, I WON!
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Motorcycle Scramble Squares not in order
My 13 year old daughter had a friend over this last weekend for a sleep over, and one of the things they accomplished was completing this puzzle that no one has done until now. We've had it for over two years.
I just had to post it for the record.
Motorcycle Scramble Squares in order!
Friday, March 13, 2009
Or at least, Lets take a looksee at a funny Fat Tuesday Photo!
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Say, Just what we bloggers need is one more thing to consume our time right?
Anyway, If you haven't noticed on my right side bar, you will see a "Find me on FaceBook" link. I just recently started F.B. for short. I've found lots of old friends from High school, etc, and lots of fellow bloggers as well.
I just had a fellow blogger ask me how to get the badge for his own blog.
Well, her's how:
Go to your FaceBook profile page. Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page, and on the left hand side you should see "create a profile badge". Click on it and follow the steps. Select the one you want, and then you add it to your blog like any other HTML add on.
For those of you who have not signed up for the FaceBook Time/life sucker, I encourage you to do so.
Monday, March 9, 2009
If you are the owner of a dog that belongs to a "dangerous breed" category, and you also have a small child , or children, please take this as a warning.
Do not leave your small children with a dog unattended under any circumstances. It only took a few short moments for the following to happen.
He was attending his very first biker rally ever. He was chumming around with some of his young biker friends, and took it upon himself to explain to an elderly group of bikers with their full dressers
why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation, and why their bikes were so much cooler.
'You and your Geezer Glides grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the young man said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the Internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer.
The old biker took advantage of the break in the kid's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young.....so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are YOU doing for the next generation?'
The applause amongst the crowd was resounding...
I love old bikers. You can learn so much!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
But someone... Baron, who gave me the award, prodded me.
"Mr. Motorcycle Sir.... You are Funny man.
You should get on with it and process your Fabulous Blog Award..There is no time limit on when you can do it."
So here I am "tooting my horn" for you.
First off, not only did I not like all the rules, But I didn't like the picture.... either.
In my opinion...Considering this is a motorcycle blog, something like this would be a bit more appropriate.
Here are the rules to receiving this award:
1. You have to pass it on to 5 other fabulous bloggers in a post. (NOT GONNA HAPPEN) too many good ones.
2. You have to list 5 of your fabulous addictions in the post.
3. You must copy and paste the rules and the instructions below in the post.
On your post receiving this award, make sure you include the person that gave you the award and link it back to them.
So here are my addictions: (No particular order per line, but in order 1-5)
1. My Wife, My kids, My pets and My friends.
2. My Harley, I love everything about it. Suddenly, I feel the need for speed.
3. My Dodge Charger, (ditto above)
4. The internet, computers, and technogadgets, including music, Ipods, etc. (Excluding video games. I hate that shit.)
5. Tools of all kinds. This includes all of the things I get to build, create, paint, fix, remodel, etc. with these tools. (P.S. Art supplies count as tools in my book.)
My Fave Five blogs. Well, you know.... Rules were made for Sheeple.
Thanks Baron for thinking of me. If I was going to list some of the good ones, I'd be sure to mention you.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Blog names, Most of us got.
A road name is traditionally not picked by the bearer of the name, but rather is bestowed upon them by a fellow rider of a group. Usually for something they have done, or in a way a right of passage earned in many cases.
A road name can be simply a nickname, a joke of sorts, or an honorable title.
I have no road name, as I do not typically ride in groups, or belong to a MC, or even a HOG chapter. I have a blog name that was bestowed onto me by an anonymous blogger, and to keep names secret, decided that when talking about me, Mr. Motorcycle was fitting. So when I started my blog, the name just fit, and it stuck.
The stories behind the names are what truly make them interesting.
Here is your chance to tell us your story weather it is about your blog name, or road name, or both. Weather you gave the name(s) yourself, or had it/them given to you, let's hear your story!