God works in mysterious ways.
After they get their wits about them, the biker starts cursing about people not watching out for motorcyclists.
Trying to lighten up his mood and the intense atmosphere the accident has created, the woman says, "WOW, just look at my car and your bike! So much damage but yet both you and I are completely unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days."
The biker replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!
The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car's front end is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
The biker nods his head in agreement, proceeds to take the wine from the woman, opens it for her and say's "Here, out of politeness, I'm going to let you have the first drink, even though you are still at fault".
The woman takes the bottle, drinks about half and hands it back to the man.
The biker puts the cap back on and the woman asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The biker replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
13 comments:
LOL...never expected the punch line...clever guy. Thanks for the laugh
LMAO!!! Yep, I didn't see that one coming either.
Love it!
That was good.
Clever!
But you left out the part about the cop being the woman’s brother-in-law ;)
LMAO. When I first saw the title in my blog feed, I thought, 'Oh Crap.' Nice story and great punch-line!
Wow, glad it wasn't you that went down. LMAO in the end, so all is well.
Thanks for all the comments guys!
...Lmao!!
I thought this was going to be a gut wrenching read... then BAM! You hit us with a funny! Great joke Mr. M! I loved it!
Fantastic blog. Keep on rockin, Radu Prisacaru – UK Internet Marketer & Web Developer
Glad this was a funny and not a terrible bad accident story!!! Funny...funny!
hahaa that's great!
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