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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Thursday, November 18, 2010

Straight from the gutter

I captured a picture of this road sign while on my travels. I've driven by it many times. It's on my way to and from the corporate office and training center that I am required to travel to sometimes several times a year for business. It's a long drive. The mind plays tricks. Then again with or without many miles under my belt, and road hypnotism setting in, my mind naturally gravitates to the weird, twisted, or demented, and yes, usually straight to the gutter.

So here's the sign.
Before you scroll down past the first picture. Think about this one.
What words pop into your head?
Then scroll down to see what I see.


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Notice the exit number as well.

11 comments:

Webster World said...

We think much alike. I play with words in my head all the time. Wife say's I'm sick. My dad always used lisbon when refering to those folks.

Jayne said...

It's actually easy to see how you cacn play with the words, especially during a long ride :-)

At least your town & city names don't change overnight, unlike here! Whenever we go on a long ride, I can virtually guarantee a name change along the way. I currently live in a town which doesn't know its proper name - Ellisras or Lephalale......you gotta know how confusing that can be really!

Canajun said...

Wow. I saw "Nice day". Must be something wrong with me.

George F said...

That's funny, my parents are from Lisbon but in Portugal, I have to tell them how it sounds like Lesbians in the US ;-) ha ha

Lady Ridesalot said...

That's funny! I've seen a few myself that have caused me to look again. Playing silly mind games while riding is something I think we all do.

Thanks for the laugh!

Willy D said...

I must be either stupid or stoned. Because I don’t get it?????

Allen Madding said...

Reminds me of when I was sent to Pennsylvania for work. The GPS was guiding me in the rental car from the airport to the little town I was headed to when I noticed a few road signs.

Blueballs 15 miles (arrow pointing left)
Intercourse 15 miles (arrow pointing right)

I had to snap a picture as I figured nobody at home would believe me.

-Peace

FLHX_Dave said...

I'll take that exit. I'm 100% lesbian!

Dean "D-Day" said...

Guess I never thought of it since I'm from Wisconsin. (Those of you who don't know...These are Wisconsin towns.)

I can see how a sick mind would see that though!

Gary France said...

How many naked lesbians does it change to change a lightbulb? Who cares now that picture is in my mind of them trying.....

GYMONR said...

funny stuff
Big Al