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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

I was too drunk to drive my motorcycle home last night.

Last night I went out drinking with my buddies.
We went to the local watering hole we always meet at.
A good time was had by all.
Maybe too good a time for me, because I was way too drunk to safely ride my motorcycle home.
Being the responsible person I am, I was going to get a cab. When I called for one, the wait was longer than I was willing to stand, and I really wanted to leave before Momma got too angry 'bout how late I was out with the guys. So the next best option was to take a bus home; which I did.
It was pretty amazing, because I have never driven a bus before, and I haven't yet figured out who's bus it was that I took either! I'm guessing I'll find out soon enough.


5 comments:

KT Did said...

Bravo! Its takes a great rider to realize what you did under the influence! Thank you for not riding and living to tell the truth of the tale :) Merry Christmas!

Doug said...

Taking a bus home is a good idea. I hope you wiped your fingerprints off of the steering wheel though.

Merry Christmas!

George Burrowes said...

I see what you did

Erik Lucien said...

Oh, LOL, I see what you did there, bro! Must’ve been a shock to your mom to see a bus parked outside her home, hahaha! In all seriousness though, it’s a good thing that you decided to be responsible and not drive yourself home while intoxicated. Motorcycles can go so fast, and having impaired vision is never safe when behind the wheel of any vehicle. Stay safe on the streets, my friend!

Hannah Parkin said...

BA-DUM TSS! I hope that bus driver eventually got his bus back, ahahaha! Seriously though, I gotta agree with Erik. It’s never smart to drive ANYTHING while intoxicated, especially a motorbike. Since it only has two wheels, it can be a lot harder to balance when you’re inebriated. So, you did the responsible thing by not actually driving.