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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Sugar Daddy

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

"So what do you think about that Doc ?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.

"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake , he came across a beaver sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..

Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."

The doctor replied , "My point exactly."

17 comments:

Danny said...

Very Funny! Was that a conversation between Hugh Hefner and his doctor?

Tony said...

OH!, man that's funny! :D

MeanDonnaJean said...

Just wanted to stop by 'n introduce myself. MeanDonnaJean from NY here. It sure is nice to see a guy's P.O.V. for a change, so I'll definitely be back.

And now that we've got the pleasantries outta the way, lemme just tell ya a thing or two about myself....

I've gotta touch o' ADD coupled with a smatterin' o' OCD...so PLEASE, "Mr. Mortorcycle", correct the spellin' of yer name in the comment box up above. It's KILLIN' me here!!! ;-)

P.S. -- let's not even talk about MY spellin'. I just write 'em the same way I speak 'em!

Willy D said...

That was cold!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Glad you liked the joke.

MeanDonnaJean,
Thanks for stoppin bye, and thanks for the spellin lesson. It's fixed. Funny, I never noticed that one.

Ann said...

LMFAO!!!! Good point!

MeanDonnaJean said...

"MeanDonnaJean,
Thanks for stoppin bye, and thanks for the spellin lesson. It's fixed..."

Oh, thank Gawd. I can finally relax now!

And BTW: Yer welcome, 'n yer welcome.

FLHX_Dave said...

doooooohhhhhhhh! Why didn't the girlfriend drop dead then? lol, funny. This joke reminded me of my knee infection for some reason. Don't know why.

True story. I had a stage 2 infection in my left knee from laying tile at my shop. I never cut it or injured it...just was on my knees for a week or so doing the deed. I asked the doc, "How the hell did this happen without an injury or cut!"

He said, "It just happens sometimes. You were on your knees alot and the pressure somehow cause the infection. I have seen many cases of this before."

I said, "Doc, that just doesn't make any sense. I have been sitting on my ass for 42 years...why the hell hasn't my ass gotten infected then?"

He nearly blew snot out of his nose and walked out into the hallway for a couple of minutes and I could hear him laughing outside the door, almost crying, then came back in and said, "You know what? I can't answer that. Let's get you on some meds. I suggest you stay off your ass as well for awhile, just to be safe."

The Peach Tart said...

This is one of those rate cases when a Doctor was actually quite tactful

Lady Ridesalot said...

LMAO!!! Very funny. Reminds me of a raunchy Bette Midler joke she does when she puts herself into her "Sophie Tucker" character.

Thanks for the ha ha!! :)

Mr. Motorcycle said...

FLHX Dave,
Sounds like your Doc has a pretty good sense of humor, and witty too. Your story was as funny as the joke.

Peach Tart. Thanks for stopping by, and dropping a comment here. And yes, I agree with you.
I checked out your Peach Tart Blog. Interesting topics to say the least. I think I'll stop by yours again as well.
stop by again you hear.

Lady R.,
I have never heard one of Bette Midler jokes. Shoot me a link to something if you know of one.

Webster World said...

Good joke. Dave's Dr., How funny. I'll bet they heard that in the club house.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Mr. M... I sent you a Youtube link of Bette Midler performing in Vegas, in her Sophie Tucker character, over on FB. Let me know if I was successful. ;)

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Lady R.,
Yup, Just watched it. I see what you mean. Thanks!

Baron's Life said...

LMAO...good one Bro!
I keep my gun loaded 24/7

dadgadjohn said...

Good one.

Baron's Life said...

Wow...so many comments on this one...happens all the time...just look around you folks...
Good post Mr. M