The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
"So what do you think about that Doc ?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."
then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter
and never misses a season."
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a beaver sitting at the water's edge.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun."
"As he neared a lake , he came across a beaver sitting at the water's edge.
He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if
it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."
"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead..
Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
The 86-year-old said ,
"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else
pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
Very Funny! Was that a conversation between Hugh Hefner and his doctor?
ReplyDeleteOH!, man that's funny! :D
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to stop by 'n introduce myself. MeanDonnaJean from NY here. It sure is nice to see a guy's P.O.V. for a change, so I'll definitely be back.
ReplyDeleteAnd now that we've got the pleasantries outta the way, lemme just tell ya a thing or two about myself....
I've gotta touch o' ADD coupled with a smatterin' o' OCD...so PLEASE, "Mr. Mortorcycle", correct the spellin' of yer name in the comment box up above. It's KILLIN' me here!!! ;-)
P.S. -- let's not even talk about MY spellin'. I just write 'em the same way I speak 'em!
That was cold!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked the joke.
ReplyDeleteMeanDonnaJean,
Thanks for stoppin bye, and thanks for the spellin lesson. It's fixed. Funny, I never noticed that one.
LMFAO!!!! Good point!
ReplyDelete"MeanDonnaJean,
ReplyDeleteThanks for stoppin bye, and thanks for the spellin lesson. It's fixed..."
Oh, thank Gawd. I can finally relax now!
And BTW: Yer welcome, 'n yer welcome.
doooooohhhhhhhh! Why didn't the girlfriend drop dead then? lol, funny. This joke reminded me of my knee infection for some reason. Don't know why.
ReplyDeleteTrue story. I had a stage 2 infection in my left knee from laying tile at my shop. I never cut it or injured it...just was on my knees for a week or so doing the deed. I asked the doc, "How the hell did this happen without an injury or cut!"
He said, "It just happens sometimes. You were on your knees alot and the pressure somehow cause the infection. I have seen many cases of this before."
I said, "Doc, that just doesn't make any sense. I have been sitting on my ass for 42 years...why the hell hasn't my ass gotten infected then?"
He nearly blew snot out of his nose and walked out into the hallway for a couple of minutes and I could hear him laughing outside the door, almost crying, then came back in and said, "You know what? I can't answer that. Let's get you on some meds. I suggest you stay off your ass as well for awhile, just to be safe."
This is one of those rate cases when a Doctor was actually quite tactful
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! Very funny. Reminds me of a raunchy Bette Midler joke she does when she puts herself into her "Sophie Tucker" character.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the ha ha!! :)
FLHX Dave,
ReplyDeleteSounds like your Doc has a pretty good sense of humor, and witty too. Your story was as funny as the joke.
Peach Tart. Thanks for stopping by, and dropping a comment here. And yes, I agree with you.
I checked out your Peach Tart Blog. Interesting topics to say the least. I think I'll stop by yours again as well.
stop by again you hear.
Lady R.,
I have never heard one of Bette Midler jokes. Shoot me a link to something if you know of one.
Good joke. Dave's Dr., How funny. I'll bet they heard that in the club house.
ReplyDeleteMr. M... I sent you a Youtube link of Bette Midler performing in Vegas, in her Sophie Tucker character, over on FB. Let me know if I was successful. ;)
ReplyDeleteLady R.,
ReplyDeleteYup, Just watched it. I see what you mean. Thanks!
LMAO...good one Bro!
ReplyDeleteI keep my gun loaded 24/7
Wow...so many comments on this one...happens all the time...just look around you folks...
ReplyDeleteGood post Mr. M