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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Long rides can make you think of some pretty CORNY things.

Cruising down the road the other day, (It was a long ride), my mind started to drift. Looking at corn fields didn't help me keep my mind where it needed to be either. (On the road.)


You know in the corn fields how they always have those herbicide and seed signs like , Pioneer, Dekalb, Asgrow, Etc. Well, I saw some of them thar signs just like it.

Well, you know what they say; "All corn's good fer is fattenin up the pigs."

So as I'm cruising it dawns on me; If you eat too much corn on "DEKALB"........


it'll only make your "ASGROW" bigger?


Just a twisted thought I had.





8 comments:

Canajun said...

LOL. I think you've been spending too much time alone on the road.....

Willy D said...

Just how much of that corn-liquor did you have? That was pretty good. Ain’t it funny the thoughts that go through your mind when you’re by yourself on the road.

Julie said...

lol, I love a 'corny' pun.

Reminds me of a prescription drug commercial I saw last week. The drug's name? Asiphex. As in, 'The amount of time you spend sittin' on your Asiphex how big it's gonna get.'

Come on! Nobody on that marketing team bothered to say it out loud before they settled on the name??

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Those whimsical pharmaceutical types just slay me. Thanks for the grin.

"Joker" said...

Yeah, that was corny alright, lol!

RazorsEdge2112 said...

Mr. Motorcycle,
You would be a great Pioneer, and it would be a sublime Victory if you could invent a way to ferment that ICorn into a nice Brown liquor.

Honestly, I miss seeing those signs. Not much corn growing out this way.

Webster World said...

I like twisted.

Dean "D-Day" said...

Clever.
Very clever.