You know in the corn fields how they always have those herbicide and seed signs like , Pioneer, Dekalb, Asgrow, Etc. Well, I saw some of them thar signs just like it.
Well, you know what they say; "All corn's good fer is fattenin up the pigs."
So as I'm cruising it dawns on me; If you eat too much corn on "DEKALB"........
it'll only make your "ASGROW" bigger?
Just a twisted thought I had.
8 comments:
LOL. I think you've been spending too much time alone on the road.....
Just how much of that corn-liquor did you have? That was pretty good. Ain’t it funny the thoughts that go through your mind when you’re by yourself on the road.
lol, I love a 'corny' pun.
Reminds me of a prescription drug commercial I saw last week. The drug's name? Asiphex. As in, 'The amount of time you spend sittin' on your Asiphex how big it's gonna get.'
Come on! Nobody on that marketing team bothered to say it out loud before they settled on the name??
Those whimsical pharmaceutical types just slay me. Thanks for the grin.
Yeah, that was corny alright, lol!
Mr. Motorcycle,
You would be a great Pioneer, and it would be a sublime Victory if you could invent a way to ferment that ICorn into a nice Brown liquor.
Honestly, I miss seeing those signs. Not much corn growing out this way.
I like twisted.
Clever.
Very clever.
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