Friday, March 19, 2010
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Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
7 comments:
I cannot wait until I do those sort of things.... brilliant!
That's a great story true or not.
OMG i can't even see what i'm typing thru the tears in my eyes! That is just plain hysterical!!!
This is what I'm looking forward too.
There's going to come a day, that I can act as ridiculous as I want, and get away with it... cause I'm old!
Too funny! Thanks for sharing, I needed a good laugh! :D
Very funny. Good thing she wasn't from Massachusetts. The cops would've taken her gun away for good. The liberal establishment here feels that only cops can pull a gun on you if you're stealing their car...or anything else. Deadly force is not permitted to protect your property here in The People's Republic. It's barely allowed to protect your LIFE!
Great story! My hubby had a similar experience. He was a car dealer at the time, and drove a different car nearly every day. He came out of a convenience store one day and got in a car he thought was his. Funny I left it running, he thought, because the car was indeed running. So he got in and started to back out of the parking spot, but a glance in the rear view mirror revealed some stuff in the back seat that confused him. Realized it wasn't his car so he pulled back into the spot and got out, slinked to his own car and drove away quickly.
That's awesome! I can remember my Mom trying to unlock a car that was't hers. Not nearly as funny as this, but at the time I couldn't stop laughing! LOL!
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