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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Biker joke (Warning) "mildly explicit"

Three men, a Doctor, and Lawyer, and Biker were sitting at a bar drinking, and shoting the sh*t.
They got to talking about what they got their wives for their last anniversaries.

The doctor took sip of his martini and said I got my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes. That way if she didn't like the diamond ring, she would know how much I love her because of the very expensive car I bought her.

The lawyer took a sip of his scotch and said I got my wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. That way she would know how much I love her, even if she didn't like the necklace.

The biker took a big swig of his beer, farted, and burped, and said I got my wife a Harley t-shirt, and a vibrator. That whay if she didn't like the shirt she could go "F" herself.

Ba-Dum-Bum

10 comments:

Lady Ridesalot said...

ROTFLMAO! Priceless! I hope I remember this one! Thanks for making me blow coffee through my nose. LOL!

Dean "D-Day" said...

OMG! Too funny! I can't wait til some of the guys start showing up here at work so I can tell them that one.

Ann said...

LMAO! Hysterical! Can't wait to tell this one to Big D! ;)

B.B. said...

That is too funny! Thanks for making me laugh!

FLHX_Dave said...

Too funny. I needed a good laugh today.

Big Daddy said...

Of course if you want to really make her happy get her a harley of her own....just make sure she dosen't commandeer the ball's out ported and polished and cammed etc. bar rocket you wee buiding. Now after all that work I got to cork it slower so mama can ride it....Anybody want place bets on how long mama will put up with the detuned version..before I gotta uncork it. lol

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Hey all, Thanks for laughing at me, oops, with me.

Figured this one would get a few laughs.

"Joker" said...

That's a good one. I'll have to send that one to Jackson and see if he'll use it at a meeting.

Camron said...

Saw a shirt at a local aftermarket shop the other day... My wife said I should get it. It said "If the Old Lady would let me ride her as much as I ride this bike, I'd be home right now"
I think I'm getting it for my birthday...
Ride Safe, Brother!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Joker,
Let me know if it goes over well at Blackstone HOG Chapter. Maybe you can get a picture of Keeley laughing her shirt off, I mean ass off!

Sorry, I had shirt on my mind from reading Camron's comment below your's.

Camron,
That's a great shirt. One you could wear proudly!
Thanks for the laugh.