They got to talking about what they got their wives for their last anniversaries.
The doctor took sip of his martini and said I got my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes. That way if she didn't like the diamond ring, she would know how much I love her because of the very expensive car I bought her.
The lawyer took a sip of his scotch and said I got my wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. That way she would know how much I love her, even if she didn't like the necklace.
The biker took a big swig of his beer, farted, and burped, and said I got my wife a Harley t-shirt, and a vibrator. That whay if she didn't like the shirt she could go "F" herself.
Ba-Dum-Bum
10 comments:
ROTFLMAO! Priceless! I hope I remember this one! Thanks for making me blow coffee through my nose. LOL!
OMG! Too funny! I can't wait til some of the guys start showing up here at work so I can tell them that one.
LMAO! Hysterical! Can't wait to tell this one to Big D! ;)
That is too funny! Thanks for making me laugh!
Too funny. I needed a good laugh today.
Of course if you want to really make her happy get her a harley of her own....just make sure she dosen't commandeer the ball's out ported and polished and cammed etc. bar rocket you wee buiding. Now after all that work I got to cork it slower so mama can ride it....Anybody want place bets on how long mama will put up with the detuned version..before I gotta uncork it. lol
Hey all, Thanks for laughing at me, oops, with me.
Figured this one would get a few laughs.
That's a good one. I'll have to send that one to Jackson and see if he'll use it at a meeting.
Saw a shirt at a local aftermarket shop the other day... My wife said I should get it. It said "If the Old Lady would let me ride her as much as I ride this bike, I'd be home right now"
I think I'm getting it for my birthday...
Ride Safe, Brother!
Joker,
Let me know if it goes over well at Blackstone HOG Chapter. Maybe you can get a picture of Keeley laughing her shirt off, I mean ass off!
Sorry, I had shirt on my mind from reading Camron's comment below your's.
Camron,
That's a great shirt. One you could wear proudly!
Thanks for the laugh.
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