"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Biker riddle.

What do you call a brand new motorcycle?


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A starter kit!

7 comments:

Ann said...

NICE!

Lady Ridesalot said...

LOL! They say the motorcycle is just the base for all the accessories! How true!

Willy D said...

A starter kit? I don't get it. Does that mean I have to spend more money to make my $20,000.00 Harley keep up with a $5,000.00 Honda? Ouch!

Sherry said...

I started to laugh, but then I didn't.

After my husband bought me a Sportster 883R, he immediately started showing me all of the accessories he could put on it. No thanks! I don't need $35 chrome nut covers (set of two). He did manage to slip a few things on without my permission though. His bikes are decked out in all of the shiny.

At least it isn't another woman I guess.

FLHX_Dave said...

Well, I was going to say a canvas...so I guess I wasn't too far off.

"Joker" said...

OK...this explains the comment about my new Springer, though I kind of figured this is what you meant.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Joker,

Sorry, I forgot you were behind in blogs, and assumed you saw the riddle first. I Love your new ride.