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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Friday, November 7, 2008

Not necessarily biker. Most certainly not pollitically correct, but funny as Hell.




The original.................and...........the sequel men have been waiting for.

13 comments:

Dean "D-Day" said...

When will this be coming to theaters? Or will it be going straight to video?

Contemplative Thought: Why is it that lesbian scenes get men aroused but homosexual male scenes gross out women just as much as men?

Tony said...

Funny!

-Connie said...

LMAO! I love it!

Dean-- they don't gross me out. Is that a bad sign?

Dean "D-Day" said...

Connie-
Way bad sign.

Webster World said...

Because women are sweet, soft tender and tasty. Where as the other is a real shitty why to go about it.

Ann said...

The fur traders?

Don't worry, Connie. They don't gross me out, either. :)

Lady Ridesalot said...

I agree with Dean. I can sit and watch women together easier than men. There's just something not right about two dudes together. Yuck! Maybe Webster has a point. Women ARE soft, tender and tasty. LOL! We don't have to be a guy to appreciate that!

Connie and ann... I don't know girlz. I don't think my head can wrap around that one.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

O.K., I'll put myself out there, keeping it as clean as possible talking about this subject.

I cant wrap my arms around gay male sex. (PUN INTENDED).

I think I speak for most men when I say that watching Lesbian sex is just double the viewing pleasure, because men are easily aroused and stimulated visually. I think that is really what it is all about for guys. I personally don't get off on watching some other guy with a woman as much as Lesbians, or female solo. It's all about the woman. The guy may as well not even be there. With guy/girl, the grand finale, or "money shot" as they say does absolutely nothing for me. I actually find it kind of gross.

Willy D said...

OH! Now I get it. Fur Traders = Beaver Pelts

FLHX_Dave said...

If I get any fur I'm not trading for anything...not even chewing tabacco.

"Joker" said...

Ok, I LIKED that! I really, really LIKED that!

Yes, it's a viscious double standard. Just the other night at the Boneyard, the chicks were tonging each other as usual and nobody batted an eye. Raised an eyebrow maybe, but didn't bat an eye. Thankfully, no sword fights broke out.

Ann and Connie....er ah...I think I'll just stay OUT of that!

I'll stick with soft, tender, and tasty. Now I can't wait to hear what B.B. says!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Like Fur sure!

monkey said...

Funny and worth the watch, however the first is not funny and deffinately not worth the watch. eewwwwwww!!!