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Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
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When will this be coming to theaters? Or will it be going straight to video?
Contemplative Thought: Why is it that lesbian scenes get men aroused but homosexual male scenes gross out women just as much as men?
LMAO! I love it!
Dean-- they don't gross me out. Is that a bad sign?
Connie-
Way bad sign.
Because women are sweet, soft tender and tasty. Where as the other is a real shitty why to go about it.
The fur traders?
Don't worry, Connie. They don't gross me out, either. :)
I agree with Dean. I can sit and watch women together easier than men. There's just something not right about two dudes together. Yuck! Maybe Webster has a point. Women ARE soft, tender and tasty. LOL! We don't have to be a guy to appreciate that!
Connie and ann... I don't know girlz. I don't think my head can wrap around that one.
O.K., I'll put myself out there, keeping it as clean as possible talking about this subject.
I cant wrap my arms around gay male sex. (PUN INTENDED).
I think I speak for most men when I say that watching Lesbian sex is just double the viewing pleasure, because men are easily aroused and stimulated visually. I think that is really what it is all about for guys. I personally don't get off on watching some other guy with a woman as much as Lesbians, or female solo. It's all about the woman. The guy may as well not even be there. With guy/girl, the grand finale, or "money shot" as they say does absolutely nothing for me. I actually find it kind of gross.
OH! Now I get it. Fur Traders = Beaver Pelts
If I get any fur I'm not trading for anything...not even chewing tabacco.
Ok, I LIKED that! I really, really LIKED that!
Yes, it's a viscious double standard. Just the other night at the Boneyard, the chicks were tonging each other as usual and nobody batted an eye. Raised an eyebrow maybe, but didn't bat an eye. Thankfully, no sword fights broke out.
Ann and Connie....er ah...I think I'll just stay OUT of that!
I'll stick with soft, tender, and tasty. Now I can't wait to hear what B.B. says!
Like Fur sure!
Funny and worth the watch, however the first is not funny and deffinately not worth the watch. eewwwwwww!!!
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