Stephanie, Not the same bike or guy, butt (pun intended), Will this do?

Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
19 comments:
Enough! Enough already!
I give up!
Concerns me that you're searching these photos out. You don't happen to wear your chaps with nothing but a thong, do you?!?
Mr. M: Um... things have got boring up there already haven't they? You've olny been without Dixie what three days and already you have fallin' off the deep end.
And Dean I really didn't need that thought in my head either!
fasthair
Dean and Willy D., FYI, I don't search this stuff out, people just send it to me. When I see fit, I use it.
Fasthair,
Dixie is Dean's bike. I'm still riding. I'm in denial that it's not too cold to ride yet. Maybe I have brain freeze.
Mr. M: I know I screwed up. I figured it out after I hit the Post button. I guess maybe my brian must be on the verge of freezing since I'm in denial and still riding to work everyday too. oops... carry on...
fasthair
That is too funny! Thanks Mr. M!!! It's not a flag but it works. LMAO!!
The thing I'm concerned about is Dean asking Mr. M about wearing his chaps with a thong. It brings back thoughts of the Buffalo Chip and a very drunk guy in chaps and a hot pink thong...at that moment I knew I was no longer in Kansas...I mean Iowa. LOL
Concern #2:
Other people send you this stuff? What do they know about you that we don't? Why would they think that you would enjoy this stuff? When they see this stuff, why do they automatically think, "Boy, I'll bet that Mark would enjoy seeing some other man's hairy white ass!"???
Disturbing.
Yes! I knew someone would post this one. I love this pict. James at Hole In the Wall Cycles has this picture on his wall. I have been threatening to post it. Glad that you took that burden off from my shoulders. lol.
I would love to see that animated. Ouch...I just wondered how it would feel if he "hit the gas" too hard and over extended a wheelie...brrr.
IHG,
Your welcome.
So sorry you had to bring up that thong thing again. Now that's just wrong!
Dean,
The answer is because they know I'm sick enough to post it, and hopefully stir a reaction such as yours!
FLHX Dave,
Glad to oblige! I'm getting bad visuals here now that you mentioned wheelie!
At least he's riding green:) Must hurt a little though...ya think?
LOL!
Touché!
KT Did,
Re: "Must hurt a little though...ya think?"....
The gas pains or the cone shoved up his arse?
I think it has to be the moonshined cheep a**ed vodka.
OUCH!
Where can I get a can of beans that big?
Willy D, I have a feeling you can only get a can of beans like that some where way, way over on that other side of the rainbow.
What disturbs me is Steph (IHG) asked for this! Yuck!
Your right Ann. Steph - You really are working to much.
Can't turn my back on ya'll for two seconds, and look! Trumpets are play'in! I'm just sorry I wasn't here earlier to respond. Maybe on second thought... that was my good fortune. Thanks for the laughs!
Lady R.,
When hearing a fart being called a trouser trumpet, I'll now have a whole new visual thanks to your "Trumpets are play'in!" comment!
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