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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Tattoo Zone

O.K.; This is just plain fuckin funny!

My wife (who is tattoo-less) e-mailed this to me.
Hey if we can't laugh at ourselves, then what fun is life?


I've got Tattoos in the Green "Socially acceptable rebellious zone", in the Dark Green "Warning 67% chance of dragons, wings, or equivalent faggy lameness zone", and on my chest, which is not mentioned here.

I know I've got to have some internet pals out there with tats in "OTHER" places, and it's all good.

So, pony up; Where are yours?

21 comments:

Dean "D-Day" said...

I have one in the dark green "Warning" zone on my back and another one in the pea green zone on the front of my hip. And yes, they're right. After a few drinks, I usually want to show it off.

Canajun said...

Hilarious. Tattoo-less myself, but with many friends and relatives who sport ink on various parts of their anatomy, I am going to have to share this.
Meanwhile, here's an interesting news story for you about tattoos -
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html

Baron's Life said...

got none, but thinking about it

Sherry said...

Mine is on my chest as well. And it is 22 years old. I was cool before it was cool.

Big Daddy said...

I have four.
2 bicep and 2 chest.
technically 6... since two were added too.
I just got an addition 2 weeks ago, while getting it I was laying on the chair lost in thought..remembering where and when I had gotten the others...Then a realization came to mind...the first one was over 30 years ago..and the guy who did it has been dead for 29 years.....
Damn, I felt old all of a sudden.

Anonymous said...

He just thinks I'm tattoo-less....

~the wife

Webster World said...

Mr. M take a look see for those tat's. One my bicep 30ish years ago. Big D. all of a sudden?

mellafabulous said...

I've got five, and I have a job which I pay taxes!

I've got my shoulder blade, inner left wrist, back of neck, upper left arm and a HUGE one on my calf muscle.

And more to come!

Willy D said...

Two sleeves, from the wrist up. Started in 1972, last work done 7-8 years ago.
Taxes? We don’t pay no stinking taxes!

Your wife has a tat and you don’t know it? Maybe you’re paying a little bit to much attention to your bike:)

Ann said...

I have two in the Dark Green "Warning 67% chance of dragons, wings, or equivalent faggy lameness zone" and one on my hip. I will be getting one on my ankle and another on my back soon, too. :)

I always want to show mine off!

And Big D feels old "all of a sudden"??? WTF is that about? ;)

Ann said...

Canajun: My friend send me that article today...what a jackhole she is! She didn't notice the other 53 tattoos her put on her FACE???? Sounds to me like her Dad and boyfriend got mad, so she lied!

mrs rc said...

I think you all know about mine...pink (I am a princess, ya know) and dark green running off into the light green area.

Mastercheif said...

I got one on each socially acceptable rebellious zones. One is a naked bomber girl. The other is a mostly naked devil girl with a pitch fork and flames. I loved this post. Awesome!

Big Daddy said...

Perhaps I should have said momentarially,
My old bones fell beat to hell....
But my mind dosen't always know the years..;]

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I just wanted to thank everyone for chiming in here. I guess I'm really not surprised at what some of you have said you have for tattoos, and some of you I am at least more educated about. Now I know who to watch out for! LOL!

"Joker" said...

I guess they're gonna be coming after me for back taxes. I've been considering having "Welcome Aboard" put in the buffer area between the "Danger Zone" and the unreferenced "pleasure zone."

Lady Ridesalot said...

No tatts... yet.

mq01 said...

dark green warning zone is 22 y.o. rose. dark purple buy me a drink zone is a 4 y.o. blackwork tribal victorian dragonfly, it spans my back/waist. and considering pink zone and yellow/black zone under belly button. :)

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

I've considered many zones but to date have zero. Geesh...and I call myself a biker chick? lol

B.B. said...

Buy me a drink and call me a princess!

Motor-head Lady said...

I love this post!Ok...I'm pony uping. Mine is the Dark Green "Warning 67% chance of dragons, wings, or equivalent faggy lameness zone". It's a symbol that represents "strength" ....so when I start to feel weak, it can remind me of how strong I really am :-)

I'm getting my next one in August when I go to Alaska to see my best friend (pics of us on my blog)...her son just opened a tat shop called "Art Damage". He's very good, look him up in Wasilla if any of you make it up that way.

MHL