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Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
8 comments:
Amen to that! I have two daughters, and I think I would have shot him too! LOL!
My Dad had rifles, shotguns, etc. all over the house. On the walls, by the back door, everywhere. So when a guy came to pick me up, it was very intimidating! And, I grew up in a very small town, and everyone knew my Dad's nickname was Shotgun. Oh yeah, that made it tough to get a date!
LOL! That was funny! My dad used to say raising a daughter is more stressful than raising sons. His quote was, "With your son, you only have one dick to worry about. With your daughter, you have to worry about every dick in town! LOL! Something I never forgot.
Ann,
That's really funny! Puts a litle truth behind the term shotgun wedding doesn't it?!
Lady R.,
I love it. I gotta remember that one.
To All,
But seriously... My wife jokes that I'll be a dick to any guys who try to take out my little girl when she is old enough to date. Fact of the matter is I know it's bound to happen soon. There's no way around it, or stopping it. She is almost 13, going on 18. She has a cute boy list, etc. All I can hope for realisticly, is that the guys she does date, and the guy she'll likely eventually marry will treat her with respect, and love. That's all. However, if they aren't that way, There'll be Hell to pay! :-D
Ha! That was needed today, definately needed. I'll have to post a story that happened a couple of weeks ago regarding this. Thanks for the laugh.
I actually put on my leathers and vest and act like I'm working on the bike.....I made all my daughters boyfriends come in thru the garage.
A couple of guys,when they saw hairy biker dad....Split before even coming up the driveway:]
FLHX Dave,
Can't wait for your story.
As for the laugh, Any time Bro.!
Big Daddy,
I am afraid, I'll likely fall to the same level and try this myself. I am her Dad after all.
They guys who took off... Were they pussies or what? I would have thought you were one of the cool dads, and asked, if I could see your bike? I may have never made it past the garage, and she would have had to come out to see what the hell was taking me so long to come to the door.
an oldie but a goodie!
Mrs. RC,
Funny how that works. You can have a bunch of people who know a particular joke, and have heard it a hundred times, and then you find some who have never heard it once.
Suprisingly, as many jokes as I've heard and told over the years, that this was a first for me.
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