"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

One liner biker wit.


Bikers have more fun than people do!

12 comments:

Lady Ridesalot said...

Those poor people! They don't know what they're missing! LOL!

B.B. said...

The sad thing is I had to read this a couple of times to realize the wit. Guess I'm just used to not being people. lol.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Lady R.,
Yeah, those "People" don't understand either.

B.B.,
I see what you mean by needing to read it twice. It/s kinda like reading Lady R's. "SOPT" post. I had to raed taht one a tmies or tow to get it.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

For anyone who does not read Lady R., You should. But if not, I just commented on her post about "sopt".

http://ladyridesalot.blogspot.com/2008/07/pic-of-week.html

Regarding, "sopt", I posted:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

FLHX_Dave said...

I feel relieved...I knew I wasn't people all this time.

mrs r c said...

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Big Daddy said...

Bikers have longer front ends.
or how about
Couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fistful of pardons.;]

Ann said...

Amen to that! I knew I wasn't 'people'! :)

Lady Ridesalot said...

Mrs. RC...Your right, it's called Congress!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

FLHX Dave,
I didn't think so.

Mrs. R.C.,
Love the one liner.

Big D.,
Love the two one liners.

Ann, I knew you wasn't people either.

Lady R.,
Re: "Mrs. RC...Your right, it's called Congress!"
Have I got a video for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZWnxhEr0UA

Lady Ridesalot said...

Priceless!! I just looked at that video. Uncle Jay is hilarious! And sooo right! Thanks for pointing me that direction. Unfortunately it only confirmed my feelings that congress is nothing but a giant leech sucking the life out of America! (but for our own good!)

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Lady R.,
Sad but true.