Thursday, July 10, 2008
One liner biker wit.
Bikers have more fun than people do!
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Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
12 comments:
Those poor people! They don't know what they're missing! LOL!
The sad thing is I had to read this a couple of times to realize the wit. Guess I'm just used to not being people. lol.
Lady R.,
Yeah, those "People" don't understand either.
B.B.,
I see what you mean by needing to read it twice. It/s kinda like reading Lady R's. "SOPT" post. I had to raed taht one a tmies or tow to get it.
For anyone who does not read Lady R., You should. But if not, I just commented on her post about "sopt".
http://ladyridesalot.blogspot.com/2008/07/pic-of-week.html
Regarding, "sopt", I posted:
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
I feel relieved...I knew I wasn't people all this time.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Bikers have longer front ends.
or how about
Couldn't get laid in a womens prison with a fistful of pardons.;]
Amen to that! I knew I wasn't 'people'! :)
Mrs. RC...Your right, it's called Congress!
FLHX Dave,
I didn't think so.
Mrs. R.C.,
Love the one liner.
Big D.,
Love the two one liners.
Ann, I knew you wasn't people either.
Lady R.,
Re: "Mrs. RC...Your right, it's called Congress!"
Have I got a video for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZWnxhEr0UA
Priceless!! I just looked at that video. Uncle Jay is hilarious! And sooo right! Thanks for pointing me that direction. Unfortunately it only confirmed my feelings that congress is nothing but a giant leech sucking the life out of America! (but for our own good!)
Lady R.,
Sad but true.
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