"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

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Mr. Motorcycle


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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Crack Kills

16 comments:

Unknown said...

MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!

Crack is WHACK!!

Dean "D-Day" said...

That's just wrong. You really didn't need to share that.

FLHX_Dave said...

That's just wrong brother. That onion smell is making my eyes water.

Big Daddy said...

That's funny!
You crack me up.;]

Allen Madding said...

Coin Slot! If I insert a quarter, will the shirt tail cover it back up?

-Peace

Hawkeye said...
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Hawkeye said...

Crack-a-towa! Is it facing east of Java!?!

Willy D said...

Mr. M: And just why do you spend your time surfing the web looking for pictures like that?

Canajun said...
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Canajun said...

Sometimes you just gotta feel sorry for the bike!

Ann said...

That is just wrong on so many different levels! Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! :)

IHG said...

I think he needs a flag sticking out of it to draw some more attention! LMAO!!!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Sorry for the pain I have inflicted on you all for posting this picture. I just had to share the love though.

Stephanie made me do it....The next photo post that is coming in reponse to her comment here.

Kathleen Jennette said...

One word:
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

KT Did,
"eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!"
could just as easily been Peeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Lady R (Di) said...

I'm late for this one, but it was funny just the same! I can only be glad I wasn't following too closely!