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Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
15 comments:
Adds a new element to the term "Breaking Wind"
I dunno...part of me wants to say, "right on!"
The other part...WTF!
I'm conflicted for some reason. I am a respecter of the butt. I am an A1 certified ass inspector and I didn't sport any wood on this one.
I'm so freak'in confused right now. Why Mr.M, why? There is something wrong here. I guess we all have hidden talents...some of which should not be shared with the rest of the world.
ROTFLMAO!!! There are no words, Just tears! :)
I'm not sure that Joker could even top that. I too am an ass man. BUTT I am lost for words on this one also.
Is your camera still working?
May be that that is what Whitney meant when she said “crack is wack!!!”
Big Al
I'm with Dave on this one. I'm having conflicting diametrically opposed feelings on this.
As a guy, I know that this should excite me. But when I allow myself to start feeling that, my gag reflex starts acting up. Why is that?!?
You've got to be kidding me! I have no words.
I Salute you Brother.
Best one I've seen
Not a bad ass either
lol
Good work... wasn't expecting the punch line to be visual.
Cheers man!
To all my sick friends who enjoyed this, Thanks!
I'm not sure I'll be able to eat my dinner.
Ride on,
Torch
OMG! I was scrolling thru your archives and saw this! Still laughing as I write.
I just cannot imagine and really don't want to!
I'm nearly speechless.
MHL
MHL,
First off, Thanks for taking time to look at some of the archives.
Second, I'm a guy. These pics should turn me on, but somehow, do exactly the opposite. Something just ain't right about them. LOL!
You're cracking me up man!
Kelly W. Patterson,
Thanks for stopping by to visit my blog, and leave a comment! I appreciate it. I also took the time to look at your two blogs. Although I can't say I agree with everything you write about, I can say it is interesting, nonetheless, and a good read. Please feel free to stop by and leave comments again. I'll check back on your blog as well.
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