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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Friday, February 13, 2009

Looking winter in the eye and laughing at it, because crying won't get me riding any sooner.

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blond catches up. She jumps out
of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
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The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and
you are losing some of your load."
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The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
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When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
.

Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the
blond says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some
of your load!"
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Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again.
.

All out of breath, the blond gets out of her car, runs up, knocks
on the truck door. The trucker rolls d own the window. Again she
says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
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When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next
light.
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When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and
runs back to the blond. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says........"Hi, My name is Mark, it's winter in Minnesota and I'm driving the
SALT TRUCK!"

12 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

The above joke was a guest post by Webster World.

Lady Ridesalot said...

So now your teaming up on us, heh?

Webster... Why don't you get your own blog started? I'm sure you've got plenty to contribute to keep us all interested. Think about it... I've got to go now and finish listening to Iron Butterfly. :)

Willy D said...

Know why “dumb blond” jokes are so short?

So the brunettes can get them to.

Dean "D-Day" said...

ROTFL!!
I love dumb blonde jokes!
Thanx.

Ann said...

Excellent joke! Webster needs to start his own blog!

WillyD: are you blonde or brunette?

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL, that was funny. I usually can see the punch line coming, but I didn't see that one.

Baron's Life said...

Hey Webster...when are you starting your own blog?...we can run a blonde jokes contest and have everyone throw a joke in.
Winner gets an Award
What says you buddy?

Webster World said...

Blondie once said to Dagwood "Dagwood you're not responsible." Well I've never set up a blog cause I would have to be responsible:) I think I soon will. I've met all you good people brothers and sisters of the wind. I enjoy coming to all your blogs. Odd how we have all grown together as friends. So I'll get my procrastinating ass in gear and set one up soon.

Mastercheif said...

LOL...Great!

IowaHarleyGirl (Stephanie) said...

That was a funny one! Ha Ha Ha!!

Willy D...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Bad Joke!

Big Daddy said...

This joke reminds me of something that used to happen when I did local deliverys.
I would have my flsshers on, the rear door open and a ramp down to the ground.
I'd be standing in the trailer loading a handtruck and look out the back door to see cars lined up behind me waiting for the truck to move.
I am parked on the shoulder, But people would just zone out and see the truck lights and pull in behind and wait for the lights to change.
I would wave , point to the hand truck and make motions that I'm the driver...standing here...the truck is parked.
When they realized they'd been sitting behind a parked truck...they'ed get PO'd and drive away.
One of these is bad enough...but the car behind would wait for the car in front and soon you would have ten or more cars lined up.
None ever looked up from the cars bumper to see the truck ahead.
WTF?

MOTORCYCLE HELMET said...

great post in deed lol big lol