"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.
How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".
11 comments:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Nice ruler! Every "tool box" should have one.
No kidding. I was the building maintenance man for a year or so at the regional Girl Scout building. I am working on a ladder and fixing an over head light. The two ladies in the office asked if I was about done. I answered that I just needed to move it about a HAIR. Not thinking much about my answer. And they lit right up about it. They teased me pretty darn good about it pushing me to say it all the way. Oh this old pervert wanted to chime back in but I needed the job and didn't go there. I just did not think they knew. Duh! They were married, like they had never heard it before.
I've been using and wearing out tape measures for years...never saw that particular model! Did a job once with a couple of young kids on the carpenters crew. When discussing some rough-out measurements, I told the kid we'd be alright if he just moved things "just a CH" to the right. The kid looked at me innocent as an orphan and said, "What's a CH?"
The whole job crew in earshot burst into tears laughing. The kid's foreman was an old-timer. I clapped him on the shoulder and said, "I'll let you explain that one to him!"
How’s that cabin fever thing going? Will that tape measure the number of days ‘till the snow goes away?
Joker I just put my coffee down. That was pretty good. Evan a gnat knows that one.
Mr. Motorcycle... are u serious man?
I speciffically like your picture # 5. As a trained mechanical Engineer, I never knew there was such precise measurements in Grant's anatomy book...but then again...live and learn... I shall check this out next time I have a chance to get a go at it. My inch ruler is safely tucked in my belt...I also keep a feather there for special effects....lolo
Glad you all liked my stupid and twisted sense of humor.
Whenever a gnat lands on my windshield, they seem larger than I thought they were.
RickNiekLikeBikes,
Just a hair larger right!?!
Now That's Funny!
Ride on,
Torch
Loved that tape measure...here's a pic of a gnat's ass for comparison. http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4051/4544390306_2ceaed5748_o.jpg
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