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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Biker joke

A professor at University of Minnesota was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
"Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably at a biker bar hanging out with his buddies."

The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

12 comments:

Ann said...

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Out of the mouth of babes.

Just gotta love it!

Willy D said...

AS always, you crack me the ruck up! That was to ruckin runny:)

Dean "D-Day" said...

OMG, too funny!
Thanx!

Willy D said...

BTW, it's 6:00 AM (CA time) and I'm on vacation. What the hell am I doing awake and reading this?

Because the temp is 58 and by 7:00 I'll be on the bike ;)

Lady Ridesalot said...

LMAO!!! I'll have a few to pass this on to. Thanks for the laugh. I love your jokes. Keep 'em coming, I like to smile. :)

"Joker" said...

Ok, I'm guilty.

FLHX_Dave said...

Hey, I'm not an asshole!

I needed a good laugh. Now THAT was funny brother.

Big Daddy said...

So.......
Ann's been talking about me while she's in school? ;]

Mr. Motorcycle said...

It's O.K. Big D.


Although always faithful, I have been known to have said that I was born an asshole, and just grew bigger.

B.B. said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! This is one that is going to make me laugh all day!

Biker Betty said...

What a classic, lol!!!