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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

How tequilla really works



If you see this, It is not safe to drive.

Do NOT ride your motorcycle home.

Get a cab, or ride bitch.

I know you are thinking it so I'll just say it.

No her name is not Bitch.

14 comments:

Ann said...

LMFAO!!! That's worse than beer goggles! :)

Arizona Harley Dude said...

That is worse than what Bud does to a guy. I will try to keep this lesson in mind.

Webster World said...

I do not drink drink the stuff anymore for I only have one arm left:)

Dean "D-Day" said...

Great picture but you beat me to the "bitch" punchline.

Webster - Had to chew it off one morning, eh?

Lady Ridesalot said...

ROTFLMAO!!!! This is just too funny!

Webster... We call it Ta-kill-ya for the exact reasons you stated!
"Oh, the girls all get prettier at closing time!"
Dean... LOL!

FLSTI said...

LOL
been there.....done that!

Willy D said...

Mr. M, you have no idea how many long repressed memories this just brought back. I might have to go get totally shit faced to get those thoughts out of my head!

B.B. said...

LMAO!

Baron's Life said...

Your post hit a jackpot here.
You brought back many memories...some of them good in spite of the distortion effect.. but riding home bitch....give me a break
LMAO

Mastercheif said...

I'd get with her even without the tequilla. The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin.

"Joker" said...

It ain't just tequilla that does that. Brings back fond memories of waking up in a strange bed with some kid with a funny accent playing with my feet...followed by the first time I realized that in the stillness of early dawn, the sound of a set of keys shifting in a pants pocket may as well be a frigging dinner gong.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Your comments are all funnier than the joke!

John Stambaugh said...

Tequila just will not do it! You need the other Maquey...Mezcal...a "Reposado or Anejo"...to to turn that last call honey into a genuine hottie you have to swallow the worm...actually a "Snout Weevil"...yes, a righteous hog should have a masculine name...mine is "Love Mscle"

Mr. Motorcycle said...

John Stambaugh,
I learned something today about Anejo, and Snout weevils, not worms in tequila.

Thanks.

Love muscle. That's just downright perverted, and sick. I love it!