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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Friday, January 23, 2009

Redneck humor has been going rampant around the biker blogs lately.

Why not add to it.

You might be a Redneck...

if'n yer local drag strip looks anythn like this un here.


video

16 comments:

Ann said...

Wow! That certainly gives new meaning to the phrase "racing home"! :)

Lady Ridesalot said...

We don't need no stinkin pick up truck!

Frank: "Bubba, where's your trailer?"
Bubba: "Aw, the ol' lady had to go to the store."

Before you know it, NASCAR will be adding a new class to it's racing schedule... "Gentlemen, start your Campers!" LOL!

Webster World said...

That is way funny.

Dean "D-Day" said...

Way too easy of a target. No comment.

Lady R is this a relative of yours?

(Damn, couldn't help myself.)

Willy D said...

I guess it’s one of those “if you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand” things.

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Is that a new style of trike?


Wait, maybe I shouldn't post that seeing as how I just bolted on a sidecar.

Mastercheif said...

I have a Winnebago that would kick that clunkers ass off the line!

Jocelyn said...

The bicycles on the back are a nice touch.

The only thing that would make it better is if you hitched a clunker to the front and did a derby. I guess they already do that but it would be weird to see the trailer doing the driving.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Dean... Pffffftt!!!! :b~~~

B.B. said...

You all make me laugh!

I have a question.....Webster do you have a blog? I keep clicking on you and it goes to your profile but doesn't show a blog!

"Joker" said...

Shitter's full!!!!

Baron's Life said...

LMAO...This is too funny

FLHX_Dave said...

man, that was just plain fun. I watched it a few times.

Although it defeats the purpose of having a trailer. Now all he need is a car trailered behind it.

Awesome.

TRT said...

that is strangely familiar...

Baron's Life said...

Ask and you shall receive:
http://baronsview.blogspot.com/2009/01/redneck-motorcycle.html

Canajun said...

What a great idea! I was wondering what I could do with the old trailer out behind my garage.