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Some great motorcycle sayings.
Some we already know, some, maybe not.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 70 mph.
You start the game of life with a full pot of luck and an empty pot of experience. The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck.
If you wait, all that happens is that you get older.
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank of fuel before you can think straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
One bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go. Old riders pick a direction and go.
Whatever it is, it's better to do it in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway, it's an attitude.
People are like motorcycles; each is customized a bit differently.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
A long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith and use up a lot of fuel.
If you can't get it going with bungee cords, wire and electrician's tape, it's serious.
Never try to race an old geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window.
There are two types of people in this world;
16 comments:
Wow! That certainly gives new meaning to the phrase "racing home"! :)
We don't need no stinkin pick up truck!
Frank: "Bubba, where's your trailer?"
Bubba: "Aw, the ol' lady had to go to the store."
Before you know it, NASCAR will be adding a new class to it's racing schedule... "Gentlemen, start your Campers!" LOL!
That is way funny.
Way too easy of a target. No comment.
Lady R is this a relative of yours?
(Damn, couldn't help myself.)
I guess it’s one of those “if you have to ask, you wouldn’t understand” things.
Is that a new style of trike?
Wait, maybe I shouldn't post that seeing as how I just bolted on a sidecar.
I have a Winnebago that would kick that clunkers ass off the line!
The bicycles on the back are a nice touch.
The only thing that would make it better is if you hitched a clunker to the front and did a derby. I guess they already do that but it would be weird to see the trailer doing the driving.
Dean... Pffffftt!!!! :b~~~
You all make me laugh!
I have a question.....Webster do you have a blog? I keep clicking on you and it goes to your profile but doesn't show a blog!
Shitter's full!!!!
LMAO...This is too funny
man, that was just plain fun. I watched it a few times.
Although it defeats the purpose of having a trailer. Now all he need is a car trailered behind it.
Awesome.
that is strangely familiar...
Ask and you shall receive:
http://baronsview.blogspot.com/2009/01/redneck-motorcycle.html
What a great idea! I was wondering what I could do with the old trailer out behind my garage.
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