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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

When ink goes wrong. Very very wrong...



Can you say laser removal time???

12 comments:

Ann said...

Wow. That. Is. Terrible.

Can he sue the tattoo artist for that monstrosity?! WTF?!

One Harley Rider said...

I guess they could tattoo over it with an image of a large bowling ball or something - that would suck

Baron's Life said...

I don't think it looks bad. It's got "Character"...that's all

Lady Ridesalot said...

Is it just me... or is that a little creepy?

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I would have wanted to see some prior portrait tattoos from the artist before letting them attempt the photo on my arm in ink.

I can draw, or paint lots of things, except portraits. No matter how hard I try, or practice, I can't seem to get them right. I'm guessing this tattoo artist can tattoo just about anything too. The basics of the portrait are close, but no cigar. Just enough to make the subject look kind of hideous. Portrait art takes a special kind of talent that this particular tattoo artist clearly does not possess.

Dean "D-Day" said...

No Lady R...that's not a little creepy. That's really creepy!
Looks like a zombie movie reject.
Next time, just have their name inked.

FLSTI said...

add a couple of horns sticking out of the forehead, color the face red....BAM! you have a she devil....problem solved!

Mastercheif said...

This is why you never share your bottle with the guy that cuts you before he does his work! I guess he could mess up her teeth a little more and she would be the mirror image of teh Queen of England!

FLHX_Dave said...

Looks like one of those Eastern Evil Gods! Sumo-Demon! Hmmm...maybe I should get into tat-work. It has a resemblence, but the "message" isn't there.

-Connie said...

That is why I would never get a portrait!!

Scott said...

I'm a little confused? Is the owner of that tattoo showing it off? Think I'd move back to wearing sleeves full time.

Willy D said...

WOW! I think I'm in love!!!