"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.


Dan was a single guy working in the family business that his father owns.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at a company investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman
he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

6 comments:

Ann said...

I am not one of those women. I was wondering where the hell I went wrong! ;)

BTW, my word verification is 'sections'. Google is getting lazy, just using regular words now!

Baron's Life said...

Hahahaha....LMAO....!!!
Fully agree they are much better "coy" planners than we are. Vive La difference! But, I still love them all. Women can't live with them and cannot live without them.

B.B. said...

LMAO! Don't worry Ann, I'm not one of those women either.

Willy D said...

Hell, for 65 mil, I'll be his stepmom!

Ann said...

Not if I met him first, WillyD!

The issue here is opportunity. I never met anyone in this situation. If I had, we might all be on that tropical island right now! :)

Lady Ridesalot said...

Hmmm. I'm not that kind of woman either, but for 65 million dollars... I could learn!