"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
Depending on your settings, Click, or Double Click on the image for full size photo.
The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Monday, December 10, 2012

25% off Papa John's Pizza deal in Minnesota. I know it aint motorsikels, but it is a good deal!

25% off your entire regularly priced order!

The Totino-Grace Concert Choir has been invited to participate in the National Presidents Day Choral Festival Feb. 1-4, 2013 at the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington D.C. It is a prestigious honor in which only a handful of high school choirs have been selected to participate. Totino-Grace will be representing all Minnesotans honoring the life and service of President John F. Kennedy at this event 50 years after his death. To make this an affordable trip for all participating students, Totino Grace Choir students are trying to raise approximately 1/2 the cost of the trip to offset each students travel expenses, approximately $30,000.

This promo is currently running now and will continue running through December of 2013 whenever an order is placed online at www.papajohns.com from a participating Papa Johns online ordering location in Minnesota. The person making the order will receive 25% off a regular priced online purchase and Totino-Grace Choir will receive 10% in fundraising proceeds from orders generated using our Special Promo code TGCHOIR.

You may use this promo code,
TGCHOIR as often as you like and can share it with anyone. Just make sure orders are placed online.

Thank you for your support!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Half Sack....Half a Sack with a Shit Load of Balls

Los Angeles authorities say a man who fell to his death after killing an elderly Los Angeles woman was an actor
who appeared in the FX television show "Sons of Anarchy".
The man was identified as 28 year old Johnny Lewis, maybe better known as Kip Epps, or "Half Sack" on the biker drama for 2 seasons. 

The woman was and 81 year old Catherine Davis who was beaten to death and found in a driveway in Los Feliz area and Johnny Lewis was found dead near a wall.

Investigators say Lewis apparently beat the woman to death and fought with two other men before climbing a wall and falling to his death, or jumping to his death.

Lewis was renting from her and the motive is unknown at this time.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Side car buddy

This is not my dog, but I do have a Golden Retriever, and I bet he wishes I had a side car for my bike. The other day, I took my bike around the block for a quick clutch adjustment test ride and he chased me all around! He loves riding in the car. I bet he'd really love a "Side Car"!

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Friday, August 10, 2012

Strange note on the fridge

My wife left a note on the fridge...

"It's not working! I can't take it anymore; I've gone to stay at a friends house!"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold...

What the hell is she talking about?!!

Monday, August 6, 2012

The girl biker bar

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke ?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters ... 'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Tuesday, June 12, 2012


So there...Take that!


Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Re "tired"

On my companies Intranet, they posted a retiree.

Actual post below, with exception of removing his first name and my company name...

Dunlap to retire

Dunlap will retire on Feb. 27 after 39 years with “Undisclosed company name”. A reception will be held from 2 to 3:30 p.m. on Feb. 24 in the Financial Services Building common area.

Being as Dunlap is the stock Harley Davidson tire, does anyone else find this a wee bit peculiar?
Sounds like Dunlap is making retreads now.
Um... my bike has some bald tires. I think I need to Retire with Dunlaps.

Thursday, February 2, 2012


I'm usually a pretty peaceful guy, but I fear that if I saw this little pecker head on the streets I'd have to commence in some serious ass kicking, face pulverizing and wipe that F'n smile off of his face.
Just sayin....