"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".

KUSTUM PAINT

KUSTUM PAINT
Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

biker joke

God and the Biker
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A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.
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'The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
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The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. I want you to take a little more time and see if you can think of something that could possibly help all mankind instead.'
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The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know what she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
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The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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8 comments:

Dean "D-Day" said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it! Love it!

Anonymous said...

Being he's riding a Harley a repair shop in the middle of the bridge would not be a bad idea.

Lady Ridesalot said...

Okay... maybe it's a little funny. LOL! Alright, it's a lot funny! We can't help ourselves! Today must be the day for funnies! Check out my blog when you get a chance. Let's keep 'em laughing!

B.B. said...

LOL!

FLHX_Dave said...

I thought it was going to finish as; "poof, and God made the biker a woman"...funny. Thanks for the laugh.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Dean,
Glad you enjoyed it.

Ananymous,
Ouch that hurt!

Lady R.,
I went there, too funny.

BB.,
Glad you liked it.

Dave. The ending was a mystery! LOL!

Big Daddy said...

LMAO! can't wait till I see mama's comment on that one;]

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Big D.,
Yeah, Where is Ann. What's she got to say bout this one?