"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Biker joke

Friendship among regular folks:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his significant other that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called his 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Bikers:
A biker didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his significant other that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called The biker's 10 best friends.
Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


Dean "D-Day" said...

LOL! Pretty good.

Anonymous said...


"Joker" said...

I must have it good then. All 10 of mine would've said I was still there!

Ann said...

We're a loyal bunch, aren't we?! LOL

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL...truth is more humorous than fiction isn't it. Heh, "What happens on the road stays on the road". Sorry Mr. M...I would vouch for you if you never came home but I think you would get into more trouble just taking off on a overnight to CA without telling anyone.

Lady R (Di) said...

LOL! The truth will set you free! Or in the dog house!

B.B. said...


Mr. Motorcycle said...

Dean & Mrs RC,

Joker, I figured your Blackstone buddies would do that for ya!

Ann, maybe too loyal for our own good.... NAH!

FLHX Dave,
The wife would kill me when I got back. No wait, she'd hunt me down and then kill me.

Lady R,
I think you got it right on the second one.