"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Crack in the windshield

Driving down the road, out of the blue a very large crack appears in the windshield. I try to look left, I try to look right, either way, that damned crack was still in my vision.


Can you even put words into an explanation for this???


Unknown said...

Adds a new element to the term "Breaking Wind"

FLHX_Dave said...

I dunno...part of me wants to say, "right on!"

The other part...WTF!

I'm conflicted for some reason. I am a respecter of the butt. I am an A1 certified ass inspector and I didn't sport any wood on this one.

I'm so freak'in confused right now. Why Mr.M, why? There is something wrong here. I guess we all have hidden talents...some of which should not be shared with the rest of the world.

Lady R (Di) said...

ROTFLMAO!!! There are no words, Just tears! :)

Webster World said...

I'm not sure that Joker could even top that. I too am an ass man. BUTT I am lost for words on this one also.

Willy D said...

Is your camera still working?

GYMONR said...

May be that that is what Whitney meant when she said “crack is wack!!!”
Big Al

Dean "D-Day" said...

I'm with Dave on this one. I'm having conflicting diametrically opposed feelings on this.

As a guy, I know that this should excite me. But when I allow myself to start feeling that, my gag reflex starts acting up. Why is that?!?

Skybob said...

You've got to be kidding me! I have no words.

Baron's Life said...

I Salute you Brother.
Best one I've seen
Not a bad ass either
Good work... wasn't expecting the punch line to be visual.
Cheers man!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

To all my sick friends who enjoyed this, Thanks!

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I'll be able to eat my dinner.

Ride on,

Motor-head Lady said...

OMG! I was scrolling thru your archives and saw this! Still laughing as I write.
I just cannot imagine and really don't want to!
I'm nearly speechless.


Mr. Motorcycle said...


First off, Thanks for taking time to look at some of the archives.

Second, I'm a guy. These pics should turn me on, but somehow, do exactly the opposite. Something just ain't right about them. LOL!

Kelly W. Patterson said...

You're cracking me up man!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Kelly W. Patterson,
Thanks for stopping by to visit my blog, and leave a comment! I appreciate it. I also took the time to look at your two blogs. Although I can't say I agree with everything you write about, I can say it is interesting, nonetheless, and a good read. Please feel free to stop by and leave comments again. I'll check back on your blog as well.