"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Great explanation of what an "Economic Stimulus" payment is and how it works.

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
Using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From taxpayers.

Q.. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
High-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q.. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by
Spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will
Go to China or Sri Lanka .

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,
Honduras and Guatemala.

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
To management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1) Spending it at yard sales, or

2) Going to ball games, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )


Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard Sale and drink beer all day !

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.


Learning to Golf said...

Timely advice as Spring Training and Tax Day are just around the corner. Sorry to say I was looking forward to spending mine on gas for the summer ride. Maybe I'll pretend it is going to the station owners and highway taxes.

Steve said...

Hehe, Superb post, I'm not even American but I can draw a comparison to the sad state of affairs in the UK too.

Canajun said...

Too true!

B.B. said...

Good advice! :) I think I'll skip the prostitute part though.

Willy D said...

1) All the crap at yard sales came from Wal-Mart.

2) A whole crap load of MLB players are here on work visas. So the money goes bye-bye.

3) All the hookers around here are illegal from Mexico. So the money goes bye-bye.

4) InBev, a Belgian company, owns Budweiser. So the money goes bye-bye.

5) Most tattoo ink is imported. So the money goes bye-bye.

Think I’ll just grow my own.

Unknown said...

Good one! :-)

The O'Sheas said...

Did you know there is a cap on who gets the stimulus checks? When W sent them out two years ago they didn't go out to people who made above a certain level of income. So, really, the GOP started redistributing wealth.

CRASH said...

Funny Sad and True all at the same time.