"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Monday, October 25, 2010

WTF I have NFC what this means.

Anybody have a clue?


Gary France said...

Useless Thong Gives Flossing to Girls Massive Ass?

Lady R (Di) said...

I'm thinking the last part GMA stands for grandma, but I can't for the life of me figure out the first part.

Maybe Gary's right... Grandma's ARE wearing thongs these days. Bwawahahahaha!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Ugly Tan Guy fondling Grandma?

Mr. Motorcycle said...


FLHX_Dave said...

I think Gary has it right...well, at least it made me laugh. Maybe ladyR helped solve it with "Useles thong give flossing to gradma's massive ass."

The only thing I could come up with is "Utah(UT) Girl Friend Got Mormon Ass"

Ok...What it might really mean is this; "Universal Trade Global Forum-Grocery Manufacturers Association"

FLHX_Dave said...

I have No F'in Clue either...I'm looking.

Webster World said...

The kids initials. I can't make anything out of it.