"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Do dogs go to Heaven?

Absolutely hysterical that this happened.
These two churches face each other across the street from one another.


Anonymous said...

Looks like the Catholics won the round. Truly funny - thanks for posting this!

B.B. said...

Love it!

Kathleen Jennette said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahaa! Is this for real?! So darned funny!

Twitch said...

Thanks, now everyone here in the office thinks I'm nuts.

Seriously though, is that for real?

Jayne said...

Gotta be a piss-take, but bloody funny!

Lady R (Di) said...

Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor. He's probably having a big belly laugh over that!

My word veri was: "damitt" LOL!

Webster World said...

Lady R I think God would get a chuckle from this. Now I have read the Bible. Human souls go to heaven. Rocks now thats a stupid statement.

Unknown said...

This made my day...and the war I'm sure goes on..If dogs can't go to heaven I wanna go where they do anyway..

Baron's Life said...

Hilarious but is this really for real. Dogs are so nice they ought to go to heaven.

Willy D said...

I’ve no idea where dogs go. I never asked one. But I ‘do’ know where I’m going. I’m going riding, wherever that takes me.

Funny thing about cats; They have never forgotten that folks use to worship them. Damn little primadonna’s.

Big Daddy said...

Just to get nitpicky......When "god" showed back upfrom where-ever he'd had gone..Vacation?...He asked Where's Abel? The Rocks told him of Cain's crime. So.....If rocks can talk????

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Regarding, is this real? I've no idea, except, WHY OH WHY the hell would you make it up? If I were to sit down and think up twisted things to think up out of the blue, it most certainly wouldn't end up looking like this.

Canajun said...

I can just imagine the priest and the minister getting together over a coffee and having a good laugh over what they just said, or what the response would be. (Either that or they're slashing each other's tires under cover of darkness.) Beautiful use of humour in a gentle, funny way.

Ann said...

That is priceless!

IHG said...

OMG that is so funny! LOVE IT!