"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

From the twisted mind of Mr. Motorcycle, I give you…

Mr. Motorcycles twisted sense of humor. Post #1

As I was watching the weather get warmer yesterday, and loving the warmer weather again today, The first thing that came to my mind is how I will fit in a motorcycle ride into my busy schedule today.

When I fly solo for a short ride, I usually don’t have anywhere special to go. I often end up at one of two of my local watering holes. I’m not much for drinking and riding, so I typically limit myself to one beer, which leaves the question…
What else is there to do while at a biker bar than drink?

Of course, eat.

Now that it is warm, the local watering holes will be sure to be grilling outdoors.

Thus, this post of a magnificently twisted picture of something I’ve been saving for all of you.

I give you “the wiener roaster”.

Anyone care for a wiener?


Lady R (Di) said...

Holy shit, those are some big wieners! LOL! I think they are a must have at every outdoor BBQ. I am still laughing! I've got to get a set of those! I know, with the crowd I cook with while camping, it will be a sure hit! Thanks for sharing! Lady R

"Joker" said...

I'm going to call my lawyer. Those bastards have one hell of a nerve selling my likeness without paying me any royalties.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Lady R., If you do find them, let me know where, so i can get a set too. I think they are great. It would be cool to have the little dudes at the end of a camp fire hot dog / marsh-mellow tpye roasting stick too.

Joker, Are you burnt at the tip? is that what you were trying to say? LOL!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Lady Ridesalot found this for me. The link to Roast My Weenie.


Thanks Lady R!