"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008


Joker of Harley Davidson Mystique, recently did a political post called Obummer. http://harley-davidson-mystique.blogspot.com/2008/06/obummer.html

Well here is my custom painted gas tank version:

This is one of my friends at the bike shop washing sand out of a really nice custom bike's gas tank.

The owner of the bike must have really pissed someone off!



Dean "D-Day" said...

That is a huge "O-BUMMER". Where I come from that violates one of two main "Man Rules".

1. You don't mess with another guy's food.

2. You definitely don't F--K with another guy's wheels!

Somebody obviously didn't get the memo.

Lady R (Di) said...

WOW! I can't imagine what kind of problems sand going through the fuel system can cause. Probably too many to mention. He must have been on someone's hit list! What a shame!

FLHX_Dave said...

It was a chick, and I would place bets the dude deserved it somehow. That was being nice. I had a friend who made his wife mad and she too a bat to his Honda CBR, then took a crow bar and dismantled it. It was definately a total. Never under estimate the scorn of a jilted woman. I would rather go toe to toe with any man and get it over with, then go have a beer with him and laugh about it.

"Joker" said...

That shit ain't right. Dave's onto something, it may have been a woman scorned.

You see Pulp Fiction, when Travolta's character's talking about the guy who keyed his Malibu?

"I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It would've been worth him doing it, just so I coulda caught him doing it."

Dean's right too. You don't mess with another man's wheels. You just don't do it.