"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

One liner biker wit

I'm not easily distrac-

Hey look a motorcycle!


Dean "D-Day" said...

Hey, that's me!
Seriously, I've been caught several times stopping in mid-sentence and gazing into the distance when I hear a motorcycle. I think once I even.....

Lady R (Di) said...

Me too! I have a window right where I sit all day at my office. I can hear the taunting calls of motors going down the road all day long. On several occasions, while talking to a patient, I will absolutely stop talking and look out the window to try and catch a glimpse of what's going down the road. What can I say, I'd rather be riding than working.

Mr. Motorcycle said...


I know exactly what you mean.
I took a bit of time off from being a biker with a bike after I got in a motorcycle accident when I was a newleywed. My head would eventually turn everytime I'd see a bike, and I'd loose all focus on any conversation happening at the time. This eventually led my wife to tell me to go and get another bike, cause I wasn't myself without riding motorcyc....

Lady R.,

I ride around in a car 1/2 of my day for my job. I have no choice. Can't possibly haul all the crap I need for my job on a motorcycle. Besides, my company would frown upon it if I could. When it is nice out, I'm out there with the bikes, while sitting in my cage, whishing I was on my bike too.

Ann said...

This sounds like me and the hubby. The funny thing is, my 10-year-old daughter is now pointing out bikes to us!

Biker Betty said...

I think we are all like this. I'd be with a group of riders and someone we don't know goes by on their bike and whoever was talking at the time stops and we all look at the bike going by, lol.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Ann and Biker Betty,

Thank you both for stopping by, taking time to read, and comment here. I've checked out both of your blogs, and like em. I've added both to my google reader, so I can follow along with your posts. You'll see mer of me for sure!.


I don't know if you shoud be proud as hell of your 10 year old, or scared as hell! LOL!

Biker Betty,

I think we can all relate to PMS- Parked Motorcycle Syndrome stares of jealousy when others ride by and we are standing still. Just can't get enough bikes.

Ann said...

Mr. Motorcycle: I'm equally proud as hell, and scared as hell! LOL! :)

Thanks for adding me to your reader! :)

Biker Betty said...

Thanks so much. I can also say that there are so many awesome bikes out there that I'm too short to ride on my own, sigh.

Your blog is great and I have added you to my side links. I look forward to your future posts.