"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Best bike for sale advertisement I've seen yet!


Lady R (Di) said...

LOL! I have seen this before, but it is definitely worth sharing again and again. I think it was very clever of the poor fella.

This is a good morning for laughs. I just read a joke over at Dave's blog. You must check it out! Thanks again for the laugh!

Skybob said...

LOL! My wife actually showed me that ad a little while back, funny as hell! Farmington is just a few miles away from us. Hey, at least the guy is honest! Seriously though, he should have known better:) "If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy". lol.

Ann said...

LMFAO! Steve must be a newlywed! "Do whatever the f*** you want" means NO! :)

Big Daddy said...

Ain 't that the truth :]

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Lady R.,
I've seen this before too, but had to pass it along. Last time I saw it was way before I got into blogging..........Dave's joke was great!

See above. And I couldn't agree more.

He just hasn't learned sh*t yet; has He? He needs some more schoolin!

Big D.,

"Joker" said...

LMFAO! I must have missed that lesson during orientation.

I'm still doing whatever the f*** I want!

Mr. Motorcycle said...


It is spoken just slightly different at my house. Same line with a twist. I get to hear.. "I don't know why you even ask me. You're going to do what ever the F*** you want anyway."

Then I'm standing there all dumfounded. Does that mean YES?, or does it mean No? I guess depends on how much I like the dog house, and how badly I wanted to do what ever the F*** it was.