"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Monday, January 19, 2009


This is a spin off of some things that were said on Road Grits Cafe the other day. FLHX Dave posted Suddenly, I'm a Cracker. Which brought up all sorts of interesting comments about racism, racist jokes, and this spun off into Blonds, sexism, and you name it regarding, being politically correct, and not so politically correct.

The fact is people need to...
A:), not just assume things about other people,
B:), just need to LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP!

I made some funny's in his comments. Thankfully, I've gotten no flack for it. I guess you need to know who's in company, and realize that no matter what you do or say, you will never make everyone happy. Although I do do my best.

So, let me preface this by saying I am not racist. "I hate LOVE everyone equally", and I am not a homophobe, and I am not sexist. This is of course all just my own opinion. I like to joke with everyone about everything, and try my best to take no offense, unless true offense was it's intent. I'd prefer, in a perfect world, if nothing were taboo. I like to speak my mind.

Today on the radio, I heard a really funny comedian.
I'm going to share his wit, as best as possible without offending anyone. (Hopefully)

"There are a lot of people out there who find the mere though of homosexual sex as dirty, disgusting, and perverted. I dunno, I think Heterosexual sex is dirty, disgusting, and perverted. At least it's supposed to be.
If you don't wake up in the morning embarrassed, and ashamed, then you didn't do it right!"



Learning to Golf said...

Labels are very important in the scheme of life. If you're allergic to peas and dinner is almost ready and cans didn't have labels, it's possible your day wouldn't end well.

People don't need labels. If they are an as@ they will let you know in their own way. If they look different than you it just means they aren't you.

Political Correctness is a bunch of crap. Use the Golden Rule and treat everyone the way you want to be treated. Life would be so much simpler.

Dean "D-Day" said...

AZ Dude - The Golden Rule always rules.

Mr M - Good joke.

FLHX_Dave said...

Here's how I figure it. If a man flirts with a woman, there will be two responses. 1. She will be flattered. 2. She will consider it harrassment. Same goes for this subject. I think you hit the mark when you say "know who's in company"

AZHarleyDude - Amen to that brother.

my word verification, I shit you not - ministr (This must be the church of Mr.M)

"Joker" said...

Why wasn't masturbation mentioned? You need to include us married guys too you know!! I'm offended that you left us out, and we're tired of being discriminated against dammit!!. @#$%$^&!!!!!

Willy D said...

Some people will never get it. You must understand that if God had not intended a world with hate, killing, racism, war and all the other bad shit, She would not have created the male of our species.

Ann said...

I concur with AZ Harley Dude, PC is a bunch of shit.

I love your joke MR. M, and I always love your jokes. Keep 'em comin'!

Joker, you poor bastard! ;)

B.B. said...

That was supposed to be funny?....I just thought it was a factual statement. ;)

Baron's Life said...

You'll never please everyone. Get with the program dude.
Political correctness my A...

Chessie (Chesshirecat) said...

Never thought much of the PC type of writing. There's not much worth writing if your always afraid of printing something that's offensive to someone. It's the nature of the printed word, without face time...ya gonna piss someone off...

Anonymous said...

Love the joke. :)

Deleted my own blog due to unneeded drama from my bf's crazy ex-wife. *sigh*

But I'm still readin' your's!

One Harley Rider said...

Nice thing about bloggin is that if you don't like what someone writes you don't have to read it.

I say "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything"

Keep bloggin and I'll keep reading.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Thanks all for your views and comments!

I've got some more "Engrish" for you all...

I was out to eat at a Chinese restaurant for lunch the other day. After we got done, the waiter brought us our bill, and some fortune cookies. The others at the table opened and read theirs. They usually have lucky numbers on the back side of the fortune, or depending on what restaurant, will maybe have "learn to speak Chinese phrases" on them. Well when I got to mine, I said my "Learn to speak Chinese Phrase" says "beautiful girl" translation = "goorooking" They laughed with tears. Try this one!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

For more funny "Engrish" read this post from Baron's Life...


Willy D said...

Mr.M you crack me the fu*k up! LOL

Anonymous said...

Mr M, if only this case were that simple. Those are my beliefs too, but... *sigh*

I'ma gonna make a new blog, elsewhere on here. :) Just not at the moment. :D

Lady R (Di) said...

My head spins with all the BS about PC. I long for the days when we weren't so mamby pamby about hurting peoples feelings and just do what makes sense for the situation. I wonder if we'll ever get them back.

Nice joke Mr. M! As Harley would say... Down and dirty! That's the way I like it. LOL! (JK really!)