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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

one liner biker wit

I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God,

than sitting in church, thinking about riding my motorcycle.


Dean "D-Day" said...

Never thought of it that way. Good point.

FLHX_Dave said...

LOL!! That is funny brother, but disturbingly true. Been there.

"Joker" said...

Not a problem for me.

It's too cold for me to ride on Christmas and Easter.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

You guys are way too funny. Leave it to you to make something funny I did even funnier.

B.B. said...

I wondered why Dave was always leaning in church and couldn't keep his left leg still.

-Connie said...

I'm with Joker!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

You actually noticed this reaction from Dave in church from C&E alone?

I'll join you and Joker.

Lady R (Di) said...

I understand what your saying. I never leave my driveway without saying my little "keep us safe" prayer to myself. I do think of spiritual things when I'm riding, all the time. I'll admit, we don't go to church as often as we should. We may do Mother's Day in addition to Christmas and Easter. LOL!

Bottom line, I know Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. I don't need other people to see me in church to know that.

Lady R (Di) said...

P.S. I think what I mean to say is I don't go to church to please the "Mildred's"! LOL!

B.B. said...

Okay, maybe I'm an idiot, but what is C&E? Cause & effect?

"Joker" said...

Christmas and Easter hun.

B.B. said...

Ohhh, thanks Joker! Now I really feel like an idiot! I sat for like ten minutes trying to figure that out! lol