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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Sixth Sense

From the twisted mind of Mr. Motorcycle

I always cary my digital camera to capture moments such as this.

I was riding my motorcycle and pulled up to this truck at a stop light. I noticed something a little odd. The box in the lower left hand corner read in upside down letters, "Dustys Body". I thought to myself, that is odd! This does not look like a hurse. Then I realized it was just a flat bed truck carrying a box with Dusty's dead body in it.
Yes, my sixth sense had kicked in. I see dead people.
I'm guessing no one else can see the dead body but me.


Anonymous said...

I saw something unusual today as well...two guys on one Harley. I was going to take a picture on my cell phone, but didn't want to gross out any of my friends with it.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Nate K.,

2 guys + 1 Harley = 2X as Manly right?

Just Kidding. I hope for these two guys, this was in need of a desperate ride from Point A to Point B.

I had to ride bitch on the back of Daren's Motorcycle once, when we were out, and I broke the belt on my bike. I had no choice, unless I wanted to wait for him to get the trailer by himself. It was a long ride one way to get the trailer, so I opted for the bitch ride.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a homophobe. People should be able to do as they like without being judged. But I'm not gay, and I sure felt like it at that moment. It was quite akward.

FLHX_Dave said...

Well, Mr.M, as I was checking out the pict, I started seeing dusty's foot, dusty's leg and dusty's head on the other boxes. Maybe you were following a "cleaner", you know, the guy who comes and cleans after one of the Sopranos?

Mr. Motorcycle said...


You see em too???

That's really funny Sh*t.
I laughed soo loud, My wife yelled from downstairs, "What's so funny up there?" I said nothing, just a comment I read.