"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Top 10 things you can only say at Thanksgiving!

10. Talk about a huge breast!

9. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

8. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

7. That's one terrific spread!

6. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

4. Don't play with your meat.

3. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

2. How long will it take after you stick it in?

and the Number #1 thing you can only say on

1. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.


Webster World said...

LOL! What a great way to start my day. I'll have to show the pretty little woman.

Ann said...

My favorite is: Just wait your turn, you'll get some! LOL!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Anonymous said...

Leave it to you to put humor in the holiday! Have a great one!

Willy D said...

Hey! When did you hide a microphone in my bedroom?
Don't do that again. Unless I get a copy;}

Gobble Gobble!!!

TRT said...

That is hilarious, I was laughing out loud.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

I'm glad my holiday humor was received well. I'm always happy to "spread" a little holiday cheer!

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I spent the entire day with friends and family from both sides. Good food, friends and family. Now that's what it's all about!

Dean "D-Day" said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

B.B. said...

LMAO! Glad you had a good day!

Lady R (Di) said...

LOL!! "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat." Thanks for sharing the laughs! Glad your holiday was good too!