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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

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"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


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Tuesday, March 17, 2009


Sorry this one is so late on St. Patty's day, but just had my first chance to sit at the computer today at 8:30 P.M. Central.

Anyway, I just got this emailed joke, and thought I would share.


An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.
She said, I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...YES! YES! I WON, I WON!

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.


Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.


Motor-head Lady said...

Wooohooo! That's the best blonde joke I've ever seen/heard.

MHL (blonde)

Big Daddy said...

Was Joker running the Table? ;]

Baron's Life said...

Best damn joke I heard in a long long long time...and I've been around longer than them...& the funny part is that a coy person could actually pull it off..
No joker wasn't running the table...he wouldn't know where to find them hot blooded Irish Beauties... if he put his Irish sun glasses on lol

Ann said...

Great joke!

LOL @ Big D's comment! I think Joker may have been running the table! :)

Lady R (Di) said...

Now that's funny! It's not every day you get to hear a blonde joke where the blonde comes out on top. (Well, maybe I have, LOL!)

Never too late to deliver good wishes! Hope you had a nice St. Patrick's Day!

Mastercheif said...

Thanks! I needed a good laugh. I bet they only saw snake-eyes!

Dean "D-Day" said...

Yup, sounds like Joker and I were running that table.

And Lady R-
I love it when the blonde comes out on top! ;)

"Joker" said...

Great! Love it! Big D, I don't know what'd give you that idea. Baron, I know more about hot blooded Irish beauties than you think wise guy - my mother was one of them in her youth. Ann, I thought about denying, but I ain't gonna bother! Dean speaking from experience, uh....Yes, absolutely!

FLHX_Dave said...

I have a wierd sense of humor and don't laugh at most jokes but that one was funny brother. Thanks.

Unknown said...

A universal Irish Joke! A universal joke with a little Irish twist! Great joke.