"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

Regardless of what you ride, even if you don't ride at all, EVERYONE is welcome here.

Mr. Motorcycle

I am

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

*****This is my Bliss*****

*****This is my Bliss*****
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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


Come check out my custom paint! Click on the logo above to go to my custom paint blog.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Biker Joke ....... What's in a name?

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone.

She approached him and introduced herself as Carmen.

“That's a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”

“No,” she replied. “I gave it to myself. It reflects the things in life I like most - cars and men.”

“What's your name?” she asked.

He said, “Harley Titsenbeer”. “Nice to meet you”.


Dean "D-Day" said...

LOL! Thanks for the chuckle on a Monday morning.

Lady R (Di) said...

Good one mr. m.! Your jokes keep us laughing!

Skybob said...

Funny! Great for a monday morning.

B.B. said...

Classic! Thanks!

Ann said...

Hey, that's not a joke...you overheard a conversation between Carmen and my husband! LOL!

Loved it!

FLHX_Dave said...

Monday just got better. Thanks!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

To all,

Happy to spread a little joy on a Monday!

Unknown said...

That was pretty good!

J. Perewitz said...

Good one!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks!

Jody P.,
(A star is among us!... We're not worthy, We're not worthy! J.K.)Thanks for stopping by and reading. Glad you liked it. Stop by and comment anytime.