"I pulled you over for Speeding. Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

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Mr. Motorcycle

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I live at 1 Frozen place in, Minnesota, United States
My real name is Mark. For many years now my wife has called me Mr. Motorcycle. When I started my Blog I was looking for a catchy blog name, so I went with it. I'm happily married and I'm also a father of 6 children. I have two human offspring, one dog, two cats and one custom Harley. I believe that makes 6 children. When I'm not doing my real full time job, or going for a ride, I like to do art, custom paint jobs, and of course BLOG. If you would like to contact me, my e-mail address is phonetically spelled for avoiding spammers. (I actually do use the number 1 in the beginning.) 1mrmotorcycleATgmailDOTcom

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The photo above is my ride :
"Kenny" started life as a stock '97, 883 Sportster. It's been a work in progress since the day I bought it many years ago. Its mostly custom with a built, "slightly juiced up" 1200 motor.
The Metal Fabrication, bodywork and custom paint was done by me.

How the Hell did I come up with a name like Kenny for my bike you ask?...... Most people who name their rides, go with chick names. I of course had to be different. I think bikes look tough, cool and masculine; not feminine. Plus, my father "Ken" has helped make me who I am today. Therefore with a little twist on the name, my bike was named "Kenny".


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Thursday, July 17, 2008

The farmer

Non biker, but this video is too good not to share.


Ann said...

Amen to that! I have two daughters, and I think I would have shot him too! LOL!

My Dad had rifles, shotguns, etc. all over the house. On the walls, by the back door, everywhere. So when a guy came to pick me up, it was very intimidating! And, I grew up in a very small town, and everyone knew my Dad's nickname was Shotgun. Oh yeah, that made it tough to get a date!

Lady R (Di) said...

LOL! That was funny! My dad used to say raising a daughter is more stressful than raising sons. His quote was, "With your son, you only have one dick to worry about. With your daughter, you have to worry about every dick in town! LOL! Something I never forgot.

Mr. Motorcycle said...

That's really funny! Puts a litle truth behind the term shotgun wedding doesn't it?!

Lady R.,
I love it. I gotta remember that one.

To All,
But seriously... My wife jokes that I'll be a dick to any guys who try to take out my little girl when she is old enough to date. Fact of the matter is I know it's bound to happen soon. There's no way around it, or stopping it. She is almost 13, going on 18. She has a cute boy list, etc. All I can hope for realisticly, is that the guys she does date, and the guy she'll likely eventually marry will treat her with respect, and love. That's all. However, if they aren't that way, There'll be Hell to pay! :-D

FLHX_Dave said...

Ha! That was needed today, definately needed. I'll have to post a story that happened a couple of weeks ago regarding this. Thanks for the laugh.

Big Daddy said...

I actually put on my leathers and vest and act like I'm working on the bike.....I made all my daughters boyfriends come in thru the garage.
A couple of guys,when they saw hairy biker dad....Split before even coming up the driveway:]

Mr. Motorcycle said...

FLHX Dave,

Can't wait for your story.
As for the laugh, Any time Bro.!

Big Daddy,
I am afraid, I'll likely fall to the same level and try this myself. I am her Dad after all.

They guys who took off... Were they pussies or what? I would have thought you were one of the cool dads, and asked, if I could see your bike? I may have never made it past the garage, and she would have had to come out to see what the hell was taking me so long to come to the door.

Anonymous said...

an oldie but a goodie!

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Mrs. RC,

Funny how that works. You can have a bunch of people who know a particular joke, and have heard it a hundred times, and then you find some who have never heard it once.

Suprisingly, as many jokes as I've heard and told over the years, that this was a first for me.